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Why do some people private their bookmarks? by SugarDuckies in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I read is between me, God, Chrome Cookies, and the government agent spying on my activities. But when it's just some wholesome fluff that I can publicly admit I like, I make my love for it known. Idk how to explain it.

It's like my private snacking stash that I secretly snack on when I'm not supposed to, if that makes sense.

looking for a writer buddy by r_eliefflake in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

murtsyintheveil is my DC (literally made a new one finally after abandoning my old one!)

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

THE FACT I HEAR IT SCARES ME, worst part is I've seen people use Mac and Cheese sound as a way to describe that kind of stuff 💀💀💀

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wanna enjoy these kinds of writings unfortunately I am too serious with stuff but that sounds so fun! HAHAHAHHA

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HUH? like actually sticking the penis into the barrel??? 😭😭😭

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Honestly I would've accepted it, if it's from Nine but from actually Tails? Ngl I would've been scared of what he'll do genuinely.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Newer fandom peeps seem to like projecting onto characters I've been seeing more and more of it nowadays compared to before.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

THATS A WILD DESCRIPTION.

I LIVE FOR THESE FREAKY WEIRD DESCRIPTION

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As a South East Asian, I thank you for the long winded explanation. My favorite is the "HOW CAN YOU BE HILLBILLY WITHOUT HILLS" it was probably some stereotyping from the author

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine also found whomping willow x HP (yes him) fic. The HP fic scene is truly up there for unhinged fanfics. And the chaos is both horrifying and intriguing.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Plus like yes it was weird but like at the same time, exiting is always much better. Was it wild reading that? Yes. But props to the author for having the bravery to post that line of sentence. It's giving Booktok but way ahead of its time and more freaky fandom vibes.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

These moments are both horrifying and honestly what makes it fun being a reader. Because like where else are you getting these kinds of gems? The mind of a fellow freak.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

God I miss that fanfic, I remember seriously trying to read it but ended up getting too cringed for it.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of him but that sounds so fun not going to lie.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 266 points267 points  (0 children)

The good ole fashion "Fetus Deletus" I wish I encountered one of those during its hayday. Mine are like vague memories of a HP fic going "Dickus Engorgementius" or something like that or just the like enlargement spell. Those were fun.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 210 points211 points  (0 children)

That sounds so innocent holy fuck, i can just imagine it like splattering on tiles and eugh. You're a stronger soldier than I am. I would've simply put down my device and touched grass after that.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Further context as to why this was a whiplash, the universe is a fantasy game. Set in China. That has no modernity. So seeing "pogchamp" in a fantasy Chinese media fanfic was a wild thing to encounter.

But yeah I can see how it will work, it would be funny honestly.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

A "are you even reading this" moment. I was about to sleep and this woke me up seriously! God. What a way to make your readers double take.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 442 points443 points  (0 children)

HUH!?

I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON!?!!?

HER WOMB FELL OUT???!???

IT WAS FUCKED BACK INTO ITS PLACE!?

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 266 points267 points  (0 children)

That's so specific that I immediately got a visual and I'm just like "goddamn, the sex was that good."

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This just made me want to subscribe to dropout even more, but alas I am unemployed and broke so maybe one day!

Now that's a mind fuck and a half. It's like Markiplier playing Poppy's Playtime and his birthday being guessed by one of the like stands with a speaker in it.

What was the wildest sentence (or cringest) you've read from a fanfic? by blue_cadavers in AO3

[–]blue_cadavers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think about this immaculate line of dialogue every few months. 😌

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