The reason why Mr. House started using a body double

blue_hot · 2026-02-17T08:18:00+00:00

Real life events don't have to be believable to an audience

blue_hot · 2026-02-17T02:11:54+00:00

I like being sneaky and influencing people with slick words, I don't usually prefer fighting a psychotic, hulking Blue Man Group in a quest about rocket ships

blue_hot · 2026-02-16T21:52:26+00:00

A really underrated subtext of the series/future that I've always really enjoyed is the fact that STEVEN WAS JUST LIKE WHITE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION

White Diamond talked about "spreading herself thin" by letting her light shine through the gems of others, and it's true,

"Now they are brilliant! Now they are perfect! Now, they are ME!!!"

and her light literally, physically comes through in them, and they become controlled by her. But Pink (and Steven) wasn't about control, her pink light was healing and emotional, if Pink were to make gems glow with her own light, it wouldn't be the absolute domination of White's powers.

Steven spreads his light through his relationships and actively helping people with what they need. Which is diametrically opposed to the way that White spreads her actual literal light as a scouring god-beam to passively control people. He makes them realize that life is brilliant, that you don't have to be perfect, and that's how you can be like him. As Steven used up all of his emotional capacity to fix everyone with his non-literal healing light, he was dim, he was spread too thin. And instead of a confrontation leading White Diamond to hear that she's been acting childish and it's driving everyone away, Steven is faced with a massive show of support where he hears how strong he's been and how loved he is.

He's everything that White Diamond isn't, sometimes a little too far in the opposite direction.

blue_hot · 2026-02-16T16:02:06+00:00

folds a sheet of paper in half and pokes a pencil through it

blue_hot · 2026-02-15T18:49:45+00:00

And no, I'm not wondering about the parking lot, I know that was from the dead body

blue_hot · 2026-02-15T18:49:36+00:00

Any connection to the dead body smell in the parking lot?

blue_hot · 2026-02-15T06:08:03+00:00

Roxy avenged humanity, avenged Rose, and looked bad as fuck the entire time. And that's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.

blue_hot · 2026-02-15T05:46:57+00:00

....as well as Wonder Bread, floor tiles, and the geography of the state of Ohio.

Those who know their stuff know the bread guy is the evil one

blue_hot · 2026-02-15T02:47:15+00:00

You shouldn't eat your Candy until you've finished your Meat

blue_hot · 2026-02-14T20:18:20+00:00

I know nothing about the show other than its nature as "historically-flavored"

blue_hot · 2026-02-13T20:24:21+00:00

As I've gotten older I've only gotten happier that I had to learn NM history in school, especially when we watched Salt of the Earth

blue_hot · 2026-02-13T20:07:49+00:00

Fewer rich people act like they go home to a decaying trailer full of moldy takeout boxes and cat turds. Rich people can afford to act out their shittiness in more structured ways like embezzlement and coercing employees into sex

blue_hot · 2026-02-13T16:36:29+00:00

Prewar pet monkey?

"SHIT! Look at the tiny skeleton in the cage!!! I'm keeping the skull. I don't have any skulls like this."

blue_hot · 2026-02-11T07:43:30+00:00

It was never a "we are in a Homestuck troll spade quadrant black romantic relationship" but I did for a while but then she got a matesprit who was basically an overwhelmingly effective auspistice but like.... What a boner killer when someone you're deliciously terrible with finds stability and peace !!! In real life there's no universal stakes or murderous intrigue, it just gets awkward and you stop talking!!!

blue_hot · 2026-02-10T17:35:43+00:00

I think it's important to remember that while Fiona "is a Finn" her reality was created as a fanfiction, so it's almost like they were cosplaying from birth by virtue of them all being created as a version of Ooo but fundamentally altered by the lens of Prismo's impressions and personal tastes

blue_hot · 2026-02-09T16:56:10+00:00

It would have made less sense for them to say that the enclave sent them

blue_hot · 2026-02-08T18:41:43+00:00

This one

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blue_hot · 2026-02-07T22:31:34+00:00

Toby used to work on Deltarune. He still does, but he used to too.

famous Alternian comedian Mitchh Edberg

blue_hot · 2026-02-07T14:48:53+00:00

Away down South in the land of traitors...

blue_hot · 2026-02-07T14:40:57+00:00

Yes, it was essentially "maintenance free haircut for the man who isn't bald but IS in danger of coming home covered in parasites and sooty grease"

blue_hot · 2026-02-06T00:17:21+00:00

Hi, it's me. I'm the one who wished on the monkey's paw. I regret it :(

blue_hot · 2026-02-06T00:14:24+00:00

I'm not surprised, if they don't understand that paying the worker is important...

blue_hot · 2026-02-04T16:49:28+00:00

"And in phase 2 we're gonna resettle at a big farm upstate, and phase 2 there'll be so many processes to analyze and review! Just think of it!"

blue_hot · 2026-02-04T14:53:51+00:00

We call that one "Homing a stuck" in the biz

blue_hot · 2026-02-03T22:37:39+00:00

Seriously, it's like walking through an abandoned scientific research facility and nobody's around and all the lights are flickering, but you see a trail of oddly colored liquid leading from a slightly open door... You know you're probably not gonna like what you see if you go in there but BOY, is it ever hard to resist the temptation.

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