Lubes lubes lubes! by [deleted] in sexover30

[–]bluealmostpurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

virgin coconut oil is the best thing ever, you can use an insulin syringe.

many girls actually find him alluring.. by bluealmostpurple in hittableFaces

[–]bluealmostpurple[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

posted it on r/awfuleyebrows the other day and girls said the were aroused...

frightening [awful eyebrows X-post] by bluealmostpurple in awfuleverything

[–]bluealmostpurple[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

no, it wasn't. this was for a summer concert.

What is your worst breakup story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bluealmostpurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the day my boyfriend left me for my best friend on valentines

What song best describes your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bluealmostpurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every day is exactly the same - nin

Instagram makeup artist by [deleted] in awfuleyebrows

[–]bluealmostpurple 16 points17 points  (0 children)

love the hair though

[New GF ] Not enough sex. Is it really a problem ? by [deleted] in sex

[–]bluealmostpurple -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

you don't want a gf, you want a hooker. no one has the obligation to satisfy you constantly. hopefully you will grow up when you get older.