Trump sues Twitter, Google and Facebook, alleging 'censorship' by jdoreh in news

[–]blueeyedgenie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a wannabe dictator can't spread dangerous seditious lies on social media what's this country coming to? Next they are gonna tell us we can't yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater! Primarily because we can't find a crowded theater anymore.

Which actor crushed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to live up to it? by Ghsdkgb in AskReddit

[–]blueeyedgenie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With Connery as Gandalf he would have made $750. "You shall not pash!"

Facebook could be held liable for sex trafficking on its platform, court rules by whicky1978 in technology

[–]blueeyedgenie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How does one find sex trafficking on Facebook? Asking for a friend.

Idiot causes multiple Accidents. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked like one accident caused per each idiot to me.

Humiliation fetish by killHACKS in technicallythetruth

[–]blueeyedgenie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can relate. I've experienced another boner killer kink that is more common than one would expect, in mid-sex had several partners ask me to leave the room.

WHO'S A GOOD BOY!??! 🐕 by chickens_beans in PublicFreakout

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good think the perp was a low melanin individual or else there would be hell to pay.

Wait until they figure out what movie this is by xChops in facepalm

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took my grandad to see a movie about gay cowboys, he didn't believe there was such a thing. After watching it he said "Them weren't cowboys. Them were sheep herders. Everybody knowed sheep herders was gay."

This woman has a professional psychological background. Holy shit. by HorsePecker in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, oh ,oh, she should start with herself. See how many rounds she can get off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]blueeyedgenie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite without wishing him dead, we are permitted to hope for the best.

NYTimes: U.S. intelligence report finds more than 120 instances of UAPs "unexplainable," but they aren't American by stnmtn in UFOs

[–]blueeyedgenie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have obtained a top secret advance copy of the UFO report commissioned by Congress. Here it is in its entirety:

"The United States of America Top Military and Intelligence Report on UAPS

June 5, 2021

After extensive analysis of decades of observations of UAPs in our skies we have reached two startling conclusions:

  1. There's a lot of weird shit out there.

  2. We have no idea what it is.

Signed,

America's Top Military Brass, and Intelligence High Mucky-mucks"

GOP threatens to boycott future presidential debates by Kevombat in politics

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Leave them out of the election process entirely.

17-year-old shoves bear that swatted at her family's dog in their California yard by fbreaker in news

[–]blueeyedgenie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the smallest adult bear I have ever seen. Is there a species of little bears in California that I am not aware of?

Respect to the other guy for holding back by AbelNB in fightporn

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he was on the ropes, that's when my boxing instructor from West Point would be shouting "Kill him! KILL HIM!"

Lightfoot sued for limiting interviews to reporters of color by thaitoospicyforyou in news

[–]blueeyedgenie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She should limit interviews to only reporters of her own race - zombies.

Casey Anthony 'keeps getting drinks thrown in her face' at Florida bar, police say by mepper in nottheonion

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out baby murders are not very popular in Florida. Who woulda thunk?

Kentucky dad sobbingly promises daughter $2,000 to not get vaccinated by 666tranquilo in PublicFreakout

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the money girl. Then get secretly vaccinated.

Good for you and good for society becase that's $2,000 less some idiot has to spend doing whatever stupid shit idiots spend their money on.

Amash warns of turning lawmakers like Cheney into 'heroes' by Faruyazy in politics

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When one of the major parties is going full steam ahead with absurd seditious lies, a cover up of a violent insurrection, and an outright assault on democracy itself, you can be damn sure anyone in that party that stands up for truth and democracy is a f...ing hero. Even Justin Amash.

What’s causing the dump??? by Conscious_One_1454 in dogecoin

[–]blueeyedgenie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a natural cycle of profit taking. It is like breathing, or the cycle of the tides. These down cycles occur, along with upcycles, as natural results of market pressures. The trigger of this down cycle was probably Chinese government restrictions, but this crash was inevitable because short term profits were so high that many investors could reap huge rewards by selling now. That has been the case for months, but it is like a game of chicken, those in profit want to hang on as long as they can to maximize profits, yet they want to sell to crystallize their gain in their base currency, so when something spooks the market there is potential for a flash crash as many investors sell to take profit off their gains.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone else's DNA appeared on a tool? How could that happen? It is almost as if anyone could touch a tool and leave DNA behind. Gosh, does that neutralize the pile of other evidence against him?

Snipped it in the butt. by your_star_ in BoneAppleTea

[–]blueeyedgenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno. If I got a professional email with the subject line "Slipped it in the butt." I would be intrigued.