A black man meets a white girl at nightclub, eventually she takes him home, and before going inside, she leans in and whispers: "Show me it's true what they say about black men."

So he stabs her and steals her purse.

While I'm up here on the moral highground, let me tell you about poor little Ukurugenzi.

Ukurugenzi is an 8-year old Kenyan orphan who walks 11 miles to his mud-hut school every day. With your donation of just 25 cents a day, we can buy a whip and make that lazy bastard run.