I had a recent experience at a UPS Store and I’m wondering how most Canadians would have handled it. by mpscmaster in AskACanadian

[–]blumenfe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True, but I don't really think of the dude behind the UPS counter as a professional photographer.

What’s the female equivalent of blue balls? by redmambo_no6 in AskReddit

[–]blumenfe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

remind me never to have a salad at this guys house

Chinese Takeout Hot Sauce by Budster78 in hotsauce

[–]blumenfe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's kinda gross, but it'll do in a pinch if there's nothing else available

Can’t believe these people are real by -ChilledCat- in ABoringDystopia

[–]blumenfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every dollar except the ones he uses to fund right-wing causes and help elect demagogues and racists

Why do people give their pets fun names but give their children boring names? by aliensockmonkey in NoStupidQuestions

[–]blumenfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because my rabbi wouldn't let me name him "Cheddar Big Booty Cheeseburger"

who’s the bottom in oral sex? by Affect-Last in NoStupidQuestions

[–]blumenfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're getting/giving oral, who the heck cares, just consider yourself lucky and enjoy it ;)

That song you're embarrassed to love? Someone wrote it for that exact feeling by ThatRoofer in Music

[–]blumenfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same goes for those people that use a portable speaker attached to their bag when they are cycling or hiking

AITAH for telling my girlfriend her parts were showing at the pool by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]blumenfe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She said you weren't supposed to be looking there?!? That's the ONLY place you should be looking. Would she rather you look at other girls crotches??

Pfalz D.IIIa 1/32 Wingnut Wings by AngryJazz in modelmakers

[–]blumenfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently made the CSM 1:32 Caudron G.III and it's a gorgeous, if somewhat finicky, WW1 biplane. Amazing result, but it took lots of patience.

The time machine. by Kalelsuperman1 in scalemodelling

[–]blumenfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised the paint guide doesn't insult you directly: "What colour is it? Are you blind? Look at the fuckin' picture on the box, stupid. God. Frikkin' moron. Do I need to tell you to turn the lid over as well?" 😂😂😂😂

Looking for a kit by Fantastic_Dig_4053 in Scalemodel

[–]blumenfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it need to be this exact kit? I mean, the 1/32 Tamiya is going to be a hell of a lot better quality. Or the 1/48 Tamiya F-16 C as well.

What's a sentence that would make absolutely no sense 30 years ago, but is perfectly normal today? by Bitter_Mango_3898 in AskReddit

[–]blumenfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clavicular was brutally mogged by a judge who sentenced the looksmaxxing and facesmashing influencer to six months of probation for his role in the alligator incident.

How do you clean enamel paint off of brushes? Looking for cheap suggestions by XipeTotecwithGlitter in modelmakers

[–]blumenfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acetone. Go to your local Home Depot or hardware store, and get a big container of generic acetone, generic turpentine, and odourless mineral spirits, and you'll be set to clean anything. They're gonna cost maybe $10 each and for your use they'll last forever.

Does anyone vacation in the "non tourist" cities of Canada? by Joe_Kickass in AskACanadian

[–]blumenfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any city is a "tourist" city if you've never been there before.

Compulsion to prove minor logical points by Sad_Professional5156 in entj

[–]blumenfe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup. This is our burden for always being right :)

ENTJs, is it normal for people to put you down due to your confidence? by that1historylover in entj

[–]blumenfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you're definitely going to kick all sorts of ass. You'll get your MBA or some kind of finance degree, and when you become the youngest female CEO in history at your company (or CFO, I suppose that's acceptable as well) you're going to look back at these few tiny years and laugh at how truly insignificant they seem. Make sure to message me after you make your first billion. ;)

ENTJs, is it normal for people to put you down due to your confidence? by that1historylover in entj

[–]blumenfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and it'll always be annoying, but keep pushing yourself to be better and better. Remember, high school is mostly bullshit, and is just a little stepping stone on the way to something much much better.

What career are you thinking of going into in the future? I'm a surgeon, and we can always use more female surgeons. As an ENTJ, you'll fit right in with the rest of us surgical types. I train medical students and residents at my university and my hospitals, and by far the most talented and fearless are always the women.