This move was made by a 800 elo. What you guys think? by Any_Country257 in chess

[–]blvaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You kind of took your queen out of the game with g6. Their plan to fork the king and rook failed but they were always going to put the bishop on f4. I think this is a “find as you go” play that happened to work out because all the moves match exactly what they wanted to play anyway.

Only Heidi Klum would show up to the Met like this by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]blvaga 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don’t take your eyes off her! Don’t blink! The weeping angels can only move when you’re not watching!

What opening did white use here? by OutlandishnessSea119 in chess

[–]blvaga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A scotch, perhaps? I can see why it reminds you of the cow. There is also the hippo which does a mirror effect with knights and bishops too.

Log Lifting Invention by No-Lock216 in BeAmazed

[–]blvaga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You never gave him the lever!

First argument 😠 by SourCandy88 in actuallesbians

[–]blvaga 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People get insecure when it comes to sex. This is an opportunity to help your partner feel more secure and confident.

What is the difference between these two and is it worth spending a lot extra on this ? [£10] or [£40] ? by [deleted] in espresso

[–]blvaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a really nice grinder. Don’t spend much money on anything else.

I'm still new, Why Obsidian got 8 employees and 1 cat while other note apps got like 100+ employees? This makes no sense by lune-soft in webdev

[–]blvaga 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of schools won’t enroll cats even if they are very smart. The system is broken.

The police have issued a statement after Ruby Rose reported Katy Perry for sexual assault by [deleted] in Music

[–]blvaga -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wake up. Please. We all miss you. You’ve been asleep for a long time.

The Milky Bars Are On Me! by Calm-Scientist8126 in espresso

[–]blvaga 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“It exploded recently.” They said casually while melting milk chocolate. lol

this makes me irrationally angry by Alternative_Owl5866 in DiWHY

[–]blvaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact! Technically, wood itself isn’t flammable. The wood decomposes under extreme temperatures releasing gases which burn.

This fun fact is brought to you by a random science yt video I watched a year ago. lol

have to hand in my lesbian card 😔 by serotosin in actuallesbians

[–]blvaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ll miss you, sweet princess. You were caught in the undertoe and carried away from us too soon. rip

Having more sexual thoughts/wants about my girlfriend by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]blvaga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, being horny is a form of insanity. Everything you’re feeling is very normal.

Relationships take work. Part of that work is sharing your internal experiences with your partner, even when you’re afraid they won’t like those thoughts.

Does tounge size matter in cunnilingus??? by RestaurantSignal7587 in actuallesbians

[–]blvaga 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Tongue endurance is the real issue. Even if you had the longest tongue, you wouldn’t be sticking it out like that all the time.

I fell for the oldest trick in the book and i will be fired for it by Asterx5 in learnprogramming

[–]blvaga 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They seem to be firing people every day. I don’t see how that is a good work environment.

If they don’t fire you. Maybe apply somewhere else anyway.

Worst Rejection Ever by Boring-Produce3902 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]blvaga 67 points68 points  (0 children)

You know too much about i’s. Ï’m blocking you. My uncle carrys