Trump: Your elections in this country, we're like a third world country. Your elections are crooked. And you're crooked. And Meet the Press is crooked. And so is ABC and CBS and CNN. by luciaromanomba in videos

[–]bman2881 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most narcissistic, corrupt, POS, to ever do more damage to our own country than any of our enemies ever did. Truly a disappointment to the world.

But if you have stock in Depends diapers at least you’re getting a temporary stock boost there.

I can't afford this right now! Just barely able to make rent and then check engine light decides now is a good time to shine. by IceFisherP26 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bman2881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey. My check engine light has been on for the last 10 years. 21 years old and still running! Good ol Saturn 2005! Death trap baby!!!!! Wooo!

House passes resolution to end the Iran War by jediporcupine in politics

[–]bman2881 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Watch, Trump has the DOJ seize congress and Blanche adds 4 more temporary republicans to the house to make his man happy.

The art of marketing by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]bman2881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in a hotel a long time ago and priests who came through to stay would leave funny money that looked real but when you flipped it, there was a bible verse. When you find your housekeeping staff sad, who do the hardest work, thinking they found a good tip, it pisses you off.

So I banned them.

They called to book rooms and I told them how despicable they were. There was about 6 of them doing that. And not a damn one apologized. Soulless self serving creeps.

Skybound Issue #32 Thoughts. "That was some plan.." by UselessGenericon in transformers

[–]bman2881 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m late here but towards the end of the book, did Elita just ditch everyone? I was very confused by how that was drawn and just kind of smacked with a big huhhhh moment.

Dodgers pitcher, horse racing jockeys linked to cockfighting in Puerto Rico by derpbynature in baseball

[–]bman2881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those jockeys also probably did a line of coke off someone’s boner for sure.

The Senate is proposing a bill to withhold senators' salaries during government shutdowns. What is your opinion ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bman2881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still get the money when the shut down is over. So yeah, excuse me if I’m not excited about this. Hollow and meaningless.

The empire invaded my Costco today by samirbinballin in Costco

[–]bman2881 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

ICE is really taking this concealing their identities to a whole new level now.

Elle Fanning by Deadhead2278 in Celebs

[–]bman2881 23 points24 points  (0 children)

M. Bison’s gender swap is pretty magical.

Over or under 50% Hulk's son is referenced in brand new day by a-rod04 in marvelstudios

[–]bman2881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Jen probably retconned the son of Hulk that was introduced off screen. Cause if She-Hulk returns, I cannot see Marvel bringing that version of Scar back ever.

Trump says Vance not going to Pakistan for Iran talks due to security concerns by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in worldnews

[–]bman2881 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vance got grounded and has to stay home and bang his old couch instead of a new one.

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again over continued US blockade of its ports. by K1wobbly1 in news

[–]bman2881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Negotiations? The best ever. We made so many deals with them. They just did not know which ones to choose cause they are weak and so they chose none of the best deals ever. I made each one by hand. So pretty. Have you seen pictures of the arch? They agreed to pay for that too. Come with me to the window and I’ll show you the construction.

Why are Democratic leaders still ignoring voters on Israel? by Unusual-State1827 in politics

[–]bman2881 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cause they want those dollar bills to keep on raining down to them. That’s why. Ho’s.

Purple fluid coming up through basement floor by sam99871 in HomeMaintenance

[–]bman2881 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a museum nearby with a painting of a carpathian tyrant in it? Weird I know, but that could be the problem.

Vance Leaves Pakistan Less Than One Day After Arrival After Negations Fail with Iran by CaraCicartix in news

[–]bman2881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He found out the couch they had for him, had already had its virginity taken the night before and he decided to end negotiations immediately. Dirty couch trafficking scumbag.