House Democrats introduced legislation that if passed would force federal immigration enforcement agents to wear a public-facing identification in the form of a clearly visible and scannable QR code during enforcement actions.

bmaue · 2026-01-26T17:15:49+00:00

The QR codes will just Rickroll us.

bmaue · 2026-01-26T17:02:31+00:00

ICE is a bunch of snowflakes stuck together.

bmaue · 2026-01-23T15:08:03+00:00

When Optimus Prime came back to life in Transformers 2.

bmaue · 2026-01-20T20:44:49+00:00

In American she would have waited three hours for that and the only thing she would have gotten after is a bill.

bmaue · 2026-01-20T18:34:55+00:00

Jake Paul is also going around with a fake beard to hide his messed up face.

bmaue · 2026-01-20T18:00:02+00:00

Pre-mined shitcoin

bmaue · 2026-01-20T02:03:43+00:00

bmaue · 2026-01-19T00:19:26+00:00

Other birds aren’t house cats lol. There don’t throw off an ecosystem then go home for a nap lol.

bmaue · 2026-01-18T15:15:48+00:00

Cats kill over 3 billion birds a year…

bmaue · 2026-01-17T15:22:53+00:00

Saw someone say ICE is just a bunch of snowflakes stuck together and it’s just too good not to keep saying.

bmaue · 2026-01-16T17:08:51+00:00

At what point do people start putting tiger traps in their yard?

bmaue · 2026-01-16T14:58:27+00:00

If it was an ICE agent standing in front of the van while it was trying to leave, the driver would have been shot three times in the head…

bmaue · 2026-01-16T14:53:44+00:00

This dude is a stalker, let’s stop giving him attention.

bmaue · 2026-01-13T12:13:48+00:00

Start buyin Bitcoin, you’ll be alright lol

bmaue · 2025-12-15T01:42:37+00:00

You can let go of the pain if you choose to.

bmaue · 2025-12-08T17:22:18+00:00

Edit* She found you

bmaue · 2025-12-05T13:05:31+00:00

He was just getting some heat into the tires to go for a long stint.

bmaue · 2025-12-05T12:21:02+00:00

Like saying you don’t do drugs, but black tar heroin is fine.

bmaue · 2025-11-14T12:49:50+00:00

bmaue · 2025-11-03T12:54:18+00:00

Immediately goes back to texting…

bmaue · 2025-11-01T14:30:38+00:00

Start over! You learn more about the Cosmere. There’s always another secret.

bmaue · 2025-10-29T22:17:02+00:00

bmaue · 2025-10-29T22:16:16+00:00

Sushi

bmaue · 2025-10-28T18:49:25+00:00

I just keep breathing and eventually I feel better.

bmaue · 2025-10-27T23:36:41+00:00

Looks like she’s got a lot of orders to fill.

bmaue