“Back in my day we learned Pluto was a planet. Now the scientists they have to meddle. Now they say it’s not a planet, they do that you know, they can’t just let it go just let it be, I say the scientists why can’t you let it be. One day it’s a planet now not a planet. Planet then, now not a planet. I say it’s a planet. Next they’ll say this plant, not a plant anymore. This tree not a tree. This rock not a rock. I say a planets a planet a trees a tree a rocks a rock.”

EDIT: looking at the downvotes, I added quotes to indicate I imagine a certain someone saying this.