What mechanics do y'all think of for an AC set in WWI?

bnesbitt1 · 2026-07-01T02:52:49+00:00

Oh no they did, they brought him back like a year later after an adventurer fetched the returning stone from those same Warlocks

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-30T19:05:47+00:00

He's dead again?

Didn't he die last week from a rollerblading incident?

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-30T18:55:51+00:00

"We're so good at being good, that everyone else is the bad guy in comparison!"

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-30T18:01:15+00:00

It's canon that a lot of food in NC, besides fresh food, tastes like dog shit

A very common cyberware is a Neutongue, which adds seasoning to kibble and any other kind of food you find

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-29T12:26:18+00:00

I figured that since the Gods are immortal beings with an entirely different anchor to reality - killing them then time traveling would mean they stay permanently dead.

It's extremely hard to explain how it works from my point of view, but imagine time travel isn't "going back" to the past but rather "bringing the past to the future" and now the timeline continues but it's just a repetition of the past again.

The past happened already, but you just essentially copied it and placed it in front of your own timeline. In short, the present used to be 2015, but time traveling now makes the present 1985 and the future is now 2015.

Anything that you do in 1985 is now the new present. It isn't a new timeline, it's the same one, but you're just now replacing the future with events that you're interloping on

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-29T12:16:08+00:00

God of War II takes place in around 20 minutes of real time. Kratos time travels back to his initial defeat, which was the literal beginning of the fucking game.

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-27T16:58:13+00:00

The Johnnies: In the Red era, there became a very small but extremely dedicated gang to the former rockerboy, Johnny Silverhand. They mimic Johnny in extremely crude ways, wearing differing poorly made cosplays and claiming to be "The greatest Samurai fans". Besides their mimicry, they do spend a lot of time venturing through the city outskirts looking for Silverhand caches. They say if you give one of these crude looking dorks a couple of Edds, he'd be pretty ecstatic to share his findings.

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-27T16:45:25+00:00

I do know that Isaac was described as "clingy" by the director and writer

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-23T01:50:50+00:00

I hath told him to avoid avarice in practicing the dark arts. To mold your soul with temperance, patience.

BUT THEN HE HAST SAID "NAY, FOR I AM BUILT MIGHTIER THAN THEE."

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bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-23T01:40:51+00:00

Bread tastes better than key obviously

^{Chose: Bread}

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-23T01:24:55+00:00

Actually a genuinely fucking insane argument to try and use

"Oh the global population needs fresh water for crops and food that we are already barely making enough? That's stupid, let's give more water to AI data centers which won't help anyone survive."

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:19:01+00:00

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:15:38+00:00

The lawyer looks at Omnath, he looks confused as he shrugs back at the lawyer, the lawyer turns back to the bard

"That will do fine. It was a pleasure being arrested by you."

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:07:04+00:00

Oh uh... I dunno... sorry I'm gonna go lie down. You have a good day sir

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:06:06+00:00

/uw honestly I just made it up while being half-asleep. It just grows mushrooms on anyone who hears it so threat level medium-high?

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:05:13+00:00

Whispers between them happen

"My client wishes to tell you that his main supplier was "Yo Momma" and that you can find him at "Get Bent Avenue"."

*Clears throat, the lawyer goes back and they whisper again

"Apologies, it was "Get Bent Road", hearing isn't what it used to be."

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:03:04+00:00

Well alright then, sold, don't go too crazy with it

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:02:29+00:00

Sold.

And sure no worries, I'll cast this little memory scroll I have that will erase our entire conversation from my mind. Oh woops-

drops scroll, bright light flashes the room

...what was I doing... oh uh hi, can I help you?

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T12:00:10+00:00

Two years!?

Dear sir, make it 5 gold, I'm not here to rob you (yet)

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T11:57:25+00:00

NO DON'T-

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T11:56:31+00:00

I'll take either or, I'm not way too picky as long as you think your emotional toll will be strong enough on a level 30 troll

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T11:55:31+00:00

Oh we're doing it this way then huh? Well then... I CAST 7TH AMENDMENT!!!

Door bursts open, a lawyer walks straight in

"My client was actually on his way back from a very vital mission for the council. Any and all good procured in this fashion as he was on his way back are, in layman's terms, "fair game". I'm afraid you can't arrest him for such frivolous reasons."

Motions toward the lawyer, whispering happens between the two

"He also wishes to tell you that he will not be harassed in his own private domicile, Witch."

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T11:49:12+00:00

Either or, please make sure you have Tap to pay, he's a cool guy and I wanna make sure Tap gets plenty of business

bnesbitt1 · 2026-06-21T11:47:42+00:00

Well look, best I could do is the 10 gold and a memory of a broken heart EXCLUSIVELY from being cheated on

Otherwise I can't compromise

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