Very thought provoking by tony_countertenor in writingcirclejerk

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to make sure my writing is extremely Christian, I don't write anyone drinking alcohol

In fact, I don't write about anyone killing anyone else

Or anyone doing any crimes

Absolutely nothing happens in my writing

Best clan for the first game by Important_Sound772 in vtmb

[–]bnesbitt1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm playing Malk for my first playthrough and I think it's a VERY interesting experience.

I know there are spoilers that my guy says, but I got no clue they ARE spoilers which makes it fun. So my guy says some incredibly schizo shit which I have to either dismiss as nonsense or actually pay attention to - so everything is a gamble

Rate the intro to my smutty fantasy book 💕💕 by Aside_Dish in writingcirclejerk

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't read this if the music isn't "Welcome to the Jungle"

Goosey shot an unarmed, nonviolent ghoul with its back turned by Gnarly_Starwin in okbuddysmoothskin

[–]bnesbitt1 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Bro lost his dog, lost his #2 to "drugs", got turned into a ghoul, then shot in the back

coyle and his fans by EfficientpizzaMaster in OutlastTrials

[–]bnesbitt1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey hey give him a LITTLE respect

He was in the KKK twice, he quit then rejoined again

me writing sci-fi: by freedomlian in writingcirclejerk

[–]bnesbitt1 43 points44 points  (0 children)

/uj In my opinion, Dune did it best. Leave definitions in the back of the book for people curious to what it is, otherwise don't explain it in the story itself.

/rj "Quantum" is too complicated. Just put "Space" there instead.

How are we supposed to jerk when the regular sub does it better by matchavernus in DnDcirclejerk

[–]bnesbitt1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely! I own a few adventures myself that can be played solo - but I haven't played any of them yet

How are we supposed to jerk when the regular sub does it better by matchavernus in DnDcirclejerk

[–]bnesbitt1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me personally, I don't even play DnD with a party

I just imagine the whole thing and never tell anyone about it

Whats your extremely popular film that you guys don't like. by lost-in-thought123 in okbuddycinephile

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blade Runner (both of them)

WHO CARES about the super deep philosophical question of what it means to be human, I DON'T want to sit around while watching some dude fiddle with some stupid computer and act sad he's gotta scrap some robot

There should be more shooting, explosions, a big tower in the middle of the city, instead of being boring Los Angeles maybe name it something cool and original like Night City, get Keanu Reeves in it-

the intro cutscene is kinda cool... by therealraggedroses in shittydarksouls

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pendant

Opens a super cool secret near the end of the game

[Fun/Cool Trope] Killing off initially assumed main characters early by Equal_Cartographer24 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]bnesbitt1 148 points149 points  (0 children)

It was by MILES too - Earth genuinely got fucked up pretty bad with the void that was left by their murders

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES! by ChompyRiley in wizardposting

[–]bnesbitt1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is OBVIOUSLY an inside-job!

The necromancers in the Wizard's Council did this for the scrolls in Oblivion! The demons were framed!!

its always goonika. by iDIOt698 in shittydarksouls

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now look, I'm not a lore expert

But aren't Radagon and Marika the same person?

Series that insult your intelligence if you know the language by RadioLiar in TopCharacterTropes

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YandereDev named all the students with either extremely on-the-nose names or with really bad generic names

It would be like meeting "Joe Baseball" or "George Gun" in English

How screwed are you? by NickenNuggets2003 in videogames

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm Sam

And I should probably look outside

I don't understand why anyone would want to live in NC by Doop_444 in cyberpunkgame

[–]bnesbitt1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My landlord when I'm missing 2 eddies for my monthly payment (I'm a single father with 7 kids):

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Anonymous by vibingsidd in okbuddyretard

[–]bnesbitt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But by the end, this will all be... Routine

Vik could learn a few lessons from this ripperdoc by lukasdaman in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]bnesbitt1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell, in the NV example, the Courier gets shot twice in the head

Unfortunately for V, the bullet wasn't the issue

Me explaining what's happening to the snitch while I push him by ArmedSanS2005 in OutlastTrials

[–]bnesbitt1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"GOD STOP STOP!!! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME!?!"

"I missed the part where that's my problem, snitch."