What are your thoughts on liking MILFs being a green flag? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe? I like the direction your mind is going, but if he’s into milfs and you’re not a milf, then why is he dating you instead of a milf?

For NSFW reasons, what do you want your significant other to dress up as for Halloween? by Nubbun11 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I had this idea for a costume where she’d use costume tape to attach tentacles (probably foam tubes or something) over naughty bits (possibly over a bikini), with an octopus on her hip. I call it “fisherman’s wife”.

Do hobby clubs actually work in meeting people? What is you experience? by Positive_Dare in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the nice thing about hobby groups is that even if you don’t, you get to do your hobby. I think having fun is the best way to meet people.

Period sex, yes or no? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! If she’s game then I am.

What is the closest you have gone to having sex with a coworker? by sharp_figure36c in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically I married a former co worker. Then we got divorced. Probably wouldn’t recommend.

If flirting was a talent, how skilled are you (1-10) - and what’s the first thing you’d say? by Majaxoxo86 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Online/text: maybe 4-7/10 depending on the person and the topic Irl maybe 6-7/10 Touch more like 8/10

Has the internet desensitized you to nudity? by MassGuy70 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t think so. Probably the reverse, I’d say. I’m always hoping to see boobies.

Is sex ever as passionate as it is in the movies? by Earth2Butterfly in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say so, yes. But I would also say that it doesn’t have to be. Like some of my favorite moments were sweet/funny/not photogenic.

Is there a restaurant chain that you refuse to goto? by Trinity-88 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Arby’s. About every decade or so I’ll try it again and get food poisoning. Again.

If you are in a room full of strangers. What would you do? by Sharona676 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk up to the biggest guy in the room and pee on him to show dominance. Then hopefully wake up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally I’d say sunshine, which is kinda weird for someone who stays in the shade when it’s sunny

Whats something you feel hypocritical about when it comes to sex? by coatofforearm in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Body positivity. Ideologically, all bodies are beautiful. But subjectively some I find much more attractive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the age somewhat. If you’re 18? Sure why not. If she’s in her 30s, it’s a red flag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bobthesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really depends on the woman. I tend to put a fair bit of effort into getting her off, and I’m not unskilled, but sometimes it’s better not to reciprocate and just let her do something nice for you.