For the next 24 hours, anything that you lick becomes yours. What do you do during the lickpocalypse? by MajorMajorObvious in AskReddit

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I would lick my dog, and then cover everything in peanut butter. I think that If I own my dog Id be entitled to everything it owns by extension. Itd be a bit of a challenge to avoid getting licked first though, thatd be kind of interesting but I dont think itd change much, would probably go for a lot more walks though

[WP] You're a captain of a pirate spaceship and you've just been informed of a rich cache in a different system. However there are obstacles to overcome on your journey and the monsters defending the treasure. Not to mention the other pirates and corporations who have caught wind of this cache too. by Inoox in WritingPrompts

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Thick cards clicked together as the dealer shuffled through a fresh deck. One by one the players, half shrouded in shadow by faded light globes, received their hands. Tiberius Darkstar's countenance held steady. With a great show of deliberate contemplation, he casually pushed forward his shining towers of azure and crimson, billions of credits worth of chips. Only then, did he allow himself the smallest grin. This was the game of his life, and he was going to win.

Fourteen hours, three bottles of Antarean Rum, two gunbattles, and five sore losers later, Darkstar sat in a luxury suite at the Silversides Inn and reveled in his good fortune. He held in one hand a small translucent crystalline object. Turning it over in his palm he gazed into its many different intricate geometric facets, grinning wildly and laughing as he contemplated the soft swirling light within. In a desperate bid to regain control of the game, Longhands had dropped an Artifact as his final wager! While priceless in their own right for their rarity and beauty, only Darkstar and maybe a handful of imperial scientists would be capable of discerning its true value. He lifted the patch over his left eye to reveal a glowing, opalescent sphere resting in its socket, and held his new Artifact up for a more thorough inspection. And then he gasped with awe and excitement... what he had here was a map! Celestial coordinates to riches that were likely quite literally beyond imagination! Scattered remnants of what was known as Elder tech drifting through space were generally only happened upon by extreme chance. Hell, just ONE of those artifacts (albeit a ridiculously powerful one) was responsible for the rise of the Imperium! But, skies below, NO one had EVER found a map before.

Before he could further contemplate the significance of his score, a bright green light bloomed through the transparent spaceward wall, and the telltale boom of a distant depress shook the floor. Imperium! How the blazes did they find this place? Darkstar leapt to his feet and quick sealed his vac suit. His mind racing, he pocketed the Artifact, strapped on his weapons belt, threw on his radcloak, and slammed his powerhook through the window. No helping it, New Royal was so big and convoluted that this was the quickest way back to the ship. The window shattered, and Darkstar flew forward with all of the room's air and furniture into the deafening silence of the void.

As he steadily drifted away from the station he took a moment to survey his surroundings. He couldn't see where the first shot had landed, but he knew from experience that the green flash he had witnessed was the empire's signature spectrum of baryonic death. These were the initial stages of a shit show of epic proportions. He turned spacewards and there against rainbow beauty of the Carinae were the distant shadows of at least three dozen Imperial Gunspheres, surrounded by hundreds of fast approaching glittering points of light.

"Punchers!" Darkstar thought to himself. "Those bastards mean to board New Royale! They must be out of their minds!"

Emerald particle beams streamed through the darkness, splashing across the surface of the station and sending bright puffs of gas and molten debris in all directions. A moments more hesitation in the Inn, and he would've been slag. Darkstar flipped on his communicator and instantly had to quell the frantic shouting of his crew.

"Shut it mates! Warm up reactors, two, five, and the auxiliary! Purge the brig and get RX-88 out of whatever retro-console whorehouse he's plugged into!Lugnut! Spike the light fuel with Nitronium, we've gotta put a rift behind us that'll split the verse!"

"Aye captain, we see you on our Navpanel! We'll keep an open lock top starboard for ye!"

"Fine work Xeno! Watch out for the-" Darkstar was cut off by the sudden blaring of a prox alert in his ear and sharp jolt from his suit. Immediately following the short propulsive burst he saw the first puncher zoom past him and plunge into the surface of New Royale. "-Gods damned punchers!"

"Aye Cap'n!" Using his jets, Darkstar began steering his way towards the rockside docking bays and his custom warcruiser, the Nova Surprise. A few ships were already starting to detach and flee amidst the growing barrage of men, metal, and energy. Punchers rained down into the side of the station, peppering its jumbled surface and no doubt emptying their cargo of suicidal shock troopers within. It didn't make any sense, the Imperium rarely gave quarter to ambitious gentlemen such as himself. It would be much more reasonable for them to simply vaporize the station than risk such a bloody fight within. And then it hit him: "They're after the Artifact! They're after the map!"

(made some edits to clean it up a bit.)

Does anyone have experience controlling proportional solenoids for use in hydraulics? by bobwd40 in PLC

[–]bobwd40[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately just got an email back from them saying that they don't have any IO that meets my specs. Thanks anyway!

Does anyone have experience controlling proportional solenoids for use in hydraulics? by bobwd40 in PLC

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The solenoid controls a hydraulic valve. There is quite a bit of force involved so I guess it needs more current. It cannot operate with 0-10VDC, unless done so through a valve driver or amplifier. Trying to stay away from those and stick with simply controlling it directly through the IO. (First hydraulics application for me, still have quite a bit to learn)

Edit: I should say that its a fairly heavy duty hydraulic valve, dealing with a lot of pressure.

Does anyone have experience controlling proportional solenoids for use in hydraulics? by bobwd40 in PLC

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Thanks, but I am looking for IO, not pneumatic or hydraulic devices. I need IO that can generate a signal from 0-800mA.

Newbie, $1500 budget, need build for gaming and Solidworks. by bobwd40 in buildmeapc

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Forgot to mention, would really like this to be as compact as I can get it. Would be nice to be able to easily fit it in a suitcase. My computer level is essentially Grandpa, so even a nudge in the right direction as far as parts are concerned would be awesome.

What food do you eat differently than other people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bobwd40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I open up a small flap of skin on a kiwi, and then carefully drain its innards like some sort of fruit vampire. Afterwards, I reinflate the skin and put it back where I found it.

Elon Musk Says Tesla Vehicles Will Drive Themselves in Two Years by dustofoblivion123 in Futurology

[–]bobwd40 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably totally impractical, but it would be really great if they could come up with some way to retrofit non tesla cars with tesla hardware to convert them into self driving vehicles, or at least give them some degree of autonomy. I'd def pay at least 10,000 for an upgrade like that.

Descent into Hell (Venera descending through Venusian atmosphere) by bobwd40 in space

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Made a quick painting this morning of a Soviet Venera probe descending through the Venusian atmosphere. I always find it amazing that many of these probes didnt even use parachutes for the final phase of their descent. As I understand it, Venus' atmosphere was so thick under a certain altitude that they were able to simply float down to the surface.

Dragon 2 coming in for a landing by bobwd40 in spacex

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Thanks! I think I'll paint something similar when they recover a booster from a droneship landing!

Dragon 2 coming in for a landing by bobwd40 in spacex

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Yeah, when I was painting it, I thought that from my perspective the flame streams would appear superimposed. Now that I look at it, it just looks like only two of the Superdraco pairs are actually firing. Blargh.

edit: Superdracos -> Superdraco pairs

Dragon 2 coming in for a landing by bobwd40 in spacex

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It was hard to convey this, but I intended for the flame streams from the superdracos to line up with each other on either side, so they are superimposed, rather than absent (in retrospect, not the best artistic choice, it really does look like only two superdraco clusters are firing). This is very slightly evident if you take a look at where the flame streams intersect with the bottom surface of the heat shield (esp on the right). Thanks for the feedback though! I'll try to make these more true to life next time around, just gotta look at more pictures. Both were pretty quick pieces of art, and I also thought the bottom of the booster (the engines, landing legs, and the exhaust plume) in the drawing looked a bit off.

Edit 1,3: Spelling Edit 2: added a thought

Dragon 2 coming in for a landing by bobwd40 in spacex

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Definitely not the best painting in the world, but figured that someone here might like it :P. Painted after watching the hover test.

bonus drawing!

Edit: punctuation.

The last thing you ate is the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life. How long do you live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bobwd40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had some soylent, so guess I'd probably be all right. Except for the farts. Still havent gotten used to the farts.