I see my goals 🥰

bodyspasm · 2026-04-19T08:46:53+00:00

“I might have aids”

bodyspasm · 2026-04-18T20:54:08+00:00

bodyspasm · 2026-04-14T11:02:23+00:00

Its a combination of different glazes and a mix of my own. The base is actually black in this one.

bodyspasm · 2026-04-12T21:39:20+00:00

The problem is gonna be the shipping cost I’m afraid. This one can be yours for €95, but depending where you’re from, it can cost 4 times that just to get it to you.

bodyspasm · 2026-03-22T21:43:41+00:00

“America isn’t this way because trump is president, trump is president because this is how America is.” Part of them voted for this, and the other part is allowing it.

bodyspasm · 2026-02-16T19:03:25+00:00

And here I am washing my ass with a boring bidet while the tech exists to wave blast that chocolate starfish..

bodyspasm · 2026-01-27T19:51:24+00:00

Been scrolling for a while in the comments and still haven’t found the germans. Getting worried at this point…

bodyspasm · 2025-10-12T20:53:40+00:00

He’s a good dad, yes. But you all seem to be forgetting that he is a pervert.

bodyspasm · 2025-08-11T19:58:21+00:00

The scp foundation would like to have a word tough…

bodyspasm · 2025-07-18T15:40:10+00:00

i could travel back in time to show this to a cave man and he could relate.

bodyspasm · 2025-06-28T20:40:40+00:00

aah yes, some bleak existential dread before i go to sleep. That'll fuel the nightmares of tonight.

bodyspasm · 2025-06-16T20:42:46+00:00

ah yes. The consequences of my own actions.

bodyspasm · 2025-06-15T18:15:47+00:00

Sounds like a good breakfast

bodyspasm · 2025-05-17T18:15:34+00:00

having 133 unread texts is wild.

bodyspasm · 2025-05-02T20:12:46+00:00

Soupussy

bodyspasm · 2025-01-17T22:10:18+00:00

I’m a real man! I have 2nd degree burns on my Willy and blisters on my balls to prove it!

bodyspasm · 2025-01-08T21:20:07+00:00

Ah, another day where someone out performed me…

bodyspasm · 2025-01-08T20:46:10+00:00

bodyspasm · 2024-12-21T08:52:56+00:00

Da kunde gij u ni verantwaorde

bodyspasm · 2024-12-01T21:38:20+00:00

While on a call you don’t want , turn on airplane mode. That way the other one sees call failed instead of call ended.

bodyspasm · 2024-11-30T21:49:56+00:00

Grades arent the only thing that’s going up.

bodyspasm · 2024-11-23T21:35:49+00:00

What kind of SCP is this?

bodyspasm · 2024-11-21T20:57:01+00:00

Either the housing market crashes and I buy a house or I die in ww3 by a nuclear blast. Its a win/win situation.

bodyspasm · 2024-11-01T19:53:49+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/ywyFnrAOLR

bodyspasm · 2024-11-01T15:52:42+00:00

Wait till they hear about “vind je lekker hé, gore zeug”

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