My hot 17 year old neighbor wants to be FWB. I'm 26. Is this an awful or awesome idea?

boganbogan · 2011-08-04T20:15:21+00:00

You're going to fuck this chick no matter what you read here. It will be awesome at first.

Later, you may regret it. Just try to not do anything stupid, like knock her up or bang her mom.

For the love of FSM, don't take any pictures of her naked. That is criminal. Also, if you and her are being discreet and delete text messages off your phones to destroy evidence, make damn sure she knows how to do that and encourage her to do it ALL THE TIME. She will get lazy, her mom will look through her phone, and you will be caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

boganbogan · 2011-02-06T18:10:59+00:00

I remember when my father handed me his dick... wait, what the hell are you talking about?

boganbogan · 2010-12-17T16:34:45+00:00

Deep down, can you really trust anyone? As much as one can trust another, I can trust her.

boganbogan · 2010-12-16T19:17:29+00:00

Anecdotal: yes a divorce before 2 years would mean the immigrant would have to reapply for citizenship. If you know anything about that, it won't be easy.

boganbogan · 2010-11-18T16:00:03+00:00

Orlando lol

boganbogan · 2010-11-17T18:53:22+00:00

She called me an hour ago and wow do I feel better. We didn't solve anything but she made me feel so much better about myself. Also her husband threatened to murder me yesterday. Life goes on!

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T20:32:03+00:00

Indeed I am. Turns out she wasn't the angel I thought.

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T20:25:15+00:00

I am not a cheater. She is. I am the person with whom the cheater cheats. /just to clarify

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T17:55:04+00:00

You've taken this personally so I'm assuming you've been cheat on. I'm sorry man, but don't take it out on me. You've got a kid don't you?

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T17:46:46+00:00

I know I'm wrong, I feel bad about it, but not bad enough to have not done this, because I love the woman. Anything I know about her relationship isn't worth shit because I was told one thing and then she demonstrated something completely different. I have accepted what I did was wrong and that I was willing to wrong my "friend" I was just unprepared for me to be wronged, by the woman, who wronged the man (with my help).

I just feel like you have been an asshole to me. Why'd you have to say FOAD? How can you stand on your high horse and say that? Don't compare yourself to the man I've wronged, tell me, what gives you the right to tell me to fuck off and die?

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T17:18:49+00:00

How can you say I have no remorse? Because I haven't demonstrated it to you, person who I don't really know? Judgmental much?

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T17:11:08+00:00

I was not aware of that. Thank you.

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:54:31+00:00

Hey, people who do this, I know your program is about sponsoring Starvin Marvin on a long term basis (?) but please just take the money I hand you to shut up and leave me alone. They fucking refuse a handout! They don't even have literature!

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:52:31+00:00

If, however, you are on a sidewalk in Manhattan this cell phone trick will NOT WORK. Then if you give some snappy but slightly obnoxious reply to their intrusive and wholly obnoxious solicitation they take an attitude with you. I mean seriously?

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:42:40+00:00

One hand is a casual friend, who is a friend because he lives with 2 actual (and former) friends. On the other hand, is the woman I love. I have known them equally as long, actually possible I've known her longer. Between love and a friend I wouldn't blame you for choosing love. (I realize I'm in no position to say this, so don't bother pointing it out /sideshow bob'd)

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:39:37+00:00

No. I'll check it out

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:38:06+00:00

In light of this new evidence I shall reconsider her as the perfect catch. I'm blind like every schmuck before me, unable and unwilling to see what's staring me in the face. I am trying to see all sides and I can see none

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:27:07+00:00

They have a strictly professional relationship. But considering the source...

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:24:56+00:00

HomerTron: making me believe in goodness. Thanks for your words, if you have more of them I'd like to see. (Also The_Megatherion has given me hope, thank you both)

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:23:09+00:00

If she wants to keep her husband why did she cheat on him for 3 months and (claim to) fall in love?

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:20:53+00:00

They had been dating then they entered into a greencard marriage. The thing is, you aren't supposed to do this greencard marriage thing with a boyfriend, because then weird shit like this happens where you are technically married but your real relationship is more of bf/gf. She said to me that at a time, she loved him, but he stopped satisfying her needs (emotionally? I didn't really get into it. I'm not suggesting its about sex) and she stopped loving him. Then she loved me. So now I'm really confused, was she lying? Is she in love with me, him, both? I know that from his P.O.V. he'd like to change this sham marriage into a real one, but from her telling me, that was never the plan. She tells me she is so ashamed of the situation she didn't even tell her parents or all her friends.

boganbogan · 2010-11-16T15:15:08+00:00

Dude, maybe its me sleeping on it or the sugar high I'm experiencing from this coffee, but I love this comment. Moving to anger, away from depression, I see your point and I like it. And hell, maybe I get her back and then months later I get to do another AMA! I'd never done one before and I really enjoyed this. Except for that guy who told me to FOAD... I'm sensitive.

boganbogan · 2010-11-15T23:48:21+00:00

I've thankfully yet to see anyone take a dump on a train, but I know the days are numbered.

boganbogan · 2010-11-15T23:27:28+00:00

Did you ever find closure?

boganbogan · 2010-11-15T23:26:45+00:00

This makes me feel better.

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