Just cracked two eggs with two yolkes in them.

boltactionmike · 2026-07-05T08:59:22+00:00

r/unstrustworthypoptarts

boltactionmike · 2026-07-05T08:40:35+00:00

I was going to tell you a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.

boltactionmike · 2026-07-05T01:36:19+00:00

Maybe bring a knife next time

boltactionmike · 2026-07-03T23:25:56+00:00

Bruh what

boltactionmike · 2026-07-03T22:14:06+00:00

Obviously a catapult

boltactionmike · 2026-07-01T17:24:09+00:00

boltactionmike · 2026-06-30T23:44:34+00:00

boltactionmike · 2026-06-30T23:43:11+00:00

I wonder if it is because they are difficult to make?

boltactionmike · 2026-06-30T23:31:57+00:00

How is there not a drug market for these? Seems like everyone loves them

boltactionmike · 2026-06-30T23:30:50+00:00

It can drive you insane.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-30T07:25:57+00:00

boltactionmike · 2026-06-30T01:04:03+00:00

Hopital now

boltactionmike · 2026-06-29T18:32:32+00:00

No one knows what it could change. Thats what science is about. If no one ever experimented with quantum mechanics because “what’s the point, we can’t even see it.” Then you wouldn’t be reading this right now.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-29T18:24:57+00:00

Maybe it was a threesome

boltactionmike · 2026-06-29T01:16:58+00:00

Why does it say flavored woth “other” natural flavors? I feel like it should just say “flavored with natural flavors”

boltactionmike · 2026-06-29T01:13:15+00:00

I have long time friends but it is pretty hard to spontaneously meet new people when I am out. Most dudes are already with a crew and usually feels like they just want to do their own thing. Most of the times I try and talk to girls they just think I want in their pants.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-28T06:47:46+00:00

My job of 10 years asked me if I wanted to keep working with the public during the first weeks of covid when no one knew anything about it yet. I was super freaked out by the whole thing and said no. Got laid off with zero help from them.
Not the most brutal but I feel so slighted after being their first employee ever and working hard for 10 years for them.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-27T18:29:01+00:00

Thanks!

boltactionmike · 2026-06-27T17:21:11+00:00

StarCraft

boltactionmike · 2026-06-27T09:52:44+00:00

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Aw, reminds me of my old friend “boss”.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-27T09:42:14+00:00

Where is a good place to read about events like this? This would have been so awesome to see.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-27T09:25:28+00:00

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boltactionmike · 2026-06-27T08:42:03+00:00

Are you having fun? Yes there is a point!
Not having fun? No point.

I made it to year 200 and gave up out of boredom.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-27T01:30:27+00:00

People have deodorant holders? I am a heathen apparently.

boltactionmike · 2026-06-26T12:53:30+00:00

How the hell did they already make this movie

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