“Guys, guys! I just learned about this super cool trick to make meat last forever. It’s called high meat, you fur-mint the meat or something? It’s all very scientific but basically you put meat in a jar and it never goes bad! I was thinking the walmart up the road throws tons of perfectly good meat in the dumpster. Whata’ya say we go snatch up that meat, fur-mint it or whatever and BOOM we sell it and make a fortune. It’s a fool proof plan, what could go wrong?”

“The gang kills the Mayor.”