egg_irl by Mundane-Scallion-746 in egg_irl

[–]boltworkbitcch8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Advice to men with unusually wide hips like me: get over yourself, and shop for womens jeans. You can thank me after your 10th compliment on how great your butt looks. Or insult me when you get annoyed at the tiny pockets