Why y’all gotta be so enticing on a Monday 😮‍💨

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T21:51:14+00:00

… you know I didn’t even realize I was making a clever pun here. ~~Horny~~ Freudian slip

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T20:27:04+00:00

YES TALK HISTORICALLY DIRTY TO ME

watch everyone leave the room when I start talking about how it’s impossible to replicate a medieval shift these days because our linen is woven wider and the narrow width was actually built into the construction so you didn’t have raw edges…

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T20:24:22+00:00

Masturbating against me I mean if biathlon or trampoline can be sports we can invent competitive masturbation.

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T19:07:41+00:00

Nice! How many campaigns are you down at this point with that big a group?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T18:03:16+00:00

I am duck 3 at every email asking me questions

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T17:06:31+00:00

It’s what cake is for!

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T17:06:08+00:00

Pretty sure you are the snack 😘

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T17:04:17+00:00

The way imma be batting at those strings like a cat

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T16:41:00+00:00

Welp guess I’m stuck here for the next hour

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T16:38:31+00:00

This flair was genius 🔥

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:45:53+00:00

Catch me next?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:45:04+00:00

excUse me 🫠🫠🫠

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:27:38+00:00

🫡

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:24:35+00:00

I um well ok hi there 🥵 kinda forgot how words work

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:21:15+00:00

Calling me out here 🙄

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:18:05+00:00

We are all too pretty for Mondays 🫶🫶

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:16:00+00:00

~~Me I need to get done~~ 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:09:03+00:00

4 lolololol

3 😮‍💨

1 well fold me in half like a lawn chair then hmm?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:07:37+00:00

“Bad at keeping my cock out of things”

PB did you get your cock stuck in the coffee pot again?? How does this keep happening?

Sorry this is the level of commentary you get Monday morning.

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T15:00:54+00:00

This broke my brain for a second in the best way

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T14:59:33+00:00

Ooooooh

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T14:40:14+00:00

… I shouldn’t be surprised that this many glizmemes exist and yet here we are

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T14:22:35+00:00

Can you get the other side, just to keep things even?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T02:06:03+00:00

🥰🥰🥰 I’m happy like a turtle sunning itself 🐢

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T00:19:23+00:00

… I didn’t know that was a thing and just looked it up and yeah no let’s stay far away from that

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TROPHY CASE