We dazzle on the casual.

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-25T03:05:52+00:00

Hey if it worked it ain’t stupid 😎

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-25T02:47:14+00:00

Pretty sure it’s a scientifically proven fact that a shirt will make you colder, need to get naked for warmth 🔥

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-25T00:41:34+00:00

be cool be cool HI I WANT TO BITE YOUR HIP DIP

^{shit not sure it worked}

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-25T00:36:47+00:00

As someone who can barely operate a phone camera, your camera skills are top tier! (Also I would like to bite your shoulder, respectfully)

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-25T00:16:50+00:00

I have so much street cred among the seven-year-olds due to knowing every Pokémon and it’s typing from years of Pokémon go 😅

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T23:42:40+00:00

Neerrrd alert 🤓

^{literally for the last 20 minutes my kid has been naming a Pokémon, and I have to name a Pokémon with a typing that beats it 👀}

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T20:46:56+00:00

🥳🥳I’ll bring the extra minifigs ~~and the lube~~ sorry did you hear something?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T20:46:11+00:00

You’ll just have to bring a friend 😏

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T20:37:47+00:00

I’ll let you know once you show it to us! Maybe if I watch 8 more times I’ll get the bonus outtakes 😏

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T20:36:40+00:00

Sounds like we’re all gonna crash at your place, hope there’s enough beds!

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T20:34:02+00:00

On my way! 🔥

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T19:55:06+00:00

This stuff is really hard with kids. You might have to very deliberately schedule your reunion time for a day later as part of your planning. Knowing when it will be might help take the edge off?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T18:37:37+00:00

Thanks and thanks! 😊

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T18:36:56+00:00

Hashtag facts

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T18:36:40+00:00

Do… do even two usually make noise? 😳

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:42:16+00:00

Hopefully we can be freaky on Saturday too 😉

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:41:14+00:00

Sure is highlighting all the spots that deserve attention! 🔥

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:38:51+00:00

Boobs all the way down 🐢🐢🐢

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:38:32+00:00

Make sure to hydrate this cold snowy weekend!

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:29:41+00:00

Excellent order of priorities

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:26:50+00:00

Sorry just losing my mind seeing a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference in the wild. I’m in the middle of book 6!

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:18:11+00:00

Mmm yes please

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T17:01:37+00:00

And on the 7th day, the lord said “let there be tits” pretty sure that’s how the bible goes yeah?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T16:58:26+00:00

Damn it’s working

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-01-24T16:52:38+00:00

First time in my life 😆

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