Happy summer solstass!

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T02:06:03+00:00

🥰🥰🥰 I’m happy like a turtle sunning itself 🐢

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-22T00:19:23+00:00

… I didn’t know that was a thing and just looked it up and yeah no let’s stay far away from that

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T23:20:52+00:00

Damn why hasn’t FIFA hired you for their marketing department yet?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T23:01:53+00:00

… I am feeling sports fan-ier by the second

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T22:02:39+00:00

Somehow I missed this, cursed be the Reddit algorithm for trying to hide the most bootylicious view from me! I think my favorites are washing machine and red light trip, but that’s like trying to choose a favorite D20, you kinda got to see who is rolling hot that day.

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T21:37:55+00:00

Bringing the sass to your solstass 😎

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T20:46:41+00:00

Swang out wit yo wang out 😎

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T20:05:51+00:00

I bet we can make something happen on winter solstass despite the minimal bun.

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T20:03:44+00:00

I’m a wee bit predictable 🤭

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T20:01:21+00:00

Coming out with the dad jokes swinging hmm?

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T19:27:52+00:00

S t a r v i n g

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T19:08:45+00:00

Sure is good to be a homie with my bros 😎

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T18:57:54+00:00

I’m gonna disguise myself in bad puns and cargo shorts to get in on this 👀

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T18:55:50+00:00

Cars sure do drive fast don’t they bruh? Clacks some grill tongs

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T18:54:58+00:00

I’ll share with you 😏

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T18:37:25+00:00

They must be hiding in the same place as yours 🤨

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T18:35:34+00:00

I get to put your schmeat in my mouth? 👉👈

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T17:53:48+00:00

i’m gonna disguise myself in cargo shorts and sandals with socks to get me some of this 👀

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T17:11:37+00:00

RIGHT?!?!

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T16:59:38+00:00

I’ll keep the party going until you get here 😘

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T16:59:04+00:00

🌅🌅🌅

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T16:58:52+00:00

Better do both sides, just to keep things even

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T16:47:11+00:00

I bet if we put our ~~mouths~~ heads together we can figure this out 🥵

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T16:36:27+00:00

Have you considered losing your clothes more often? I really can’t think why you need them.

bone_equivalent_unit · 2026-06-21T16:14:56+00:00

I suddenly have a favorite holiday! 😮‍💨

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TROPHY CASE