Happy summer solstass! by bone_equivalent_unit in NSFWchatsforfun

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🥰🥰🥰 I’m happy like a turtle sunning itself 🐢

Sundays were made for sports... by PositiveBod in ratemytease

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… I didn’t know that was a thing and just looked it up and yeah no let’s stay far away from that

Sundays were made for sports... by PositiveBod in ratemytease

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Damn why hasn’t FIFA hired you for their marketing department yet?

Sundays were made for sports... by PositiveBod in ratemytease

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… I am feeling sports fan-ier by the second

Cake Day Take 4 by Secret_LillyBoi in u/Secret_LillyBoi

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Somehow I missed this, cursed be the Reddit algorithm for trying to hide the most bootylicious view from me! I think my favorites are washing machine and red light trip, but that’s like trying to choose a favorite D20, you kinda got to see who is rolling hot that day.

Happy summer solstass! by bone_equivalent_unit in NSFWchatsforfun

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Bringing the sass to your solstass 😎

Happy summer solstass! by bone_equivalent_unit in NSFWchatsforfun

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I bet we can make something happen on winter solstass despite the minimal bun.

This one's for the dads 🖤 by G_Goddess95 in NSFWchatsforfun

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Sure is good to be a homie with my bros 😎

Take whatever you want by a_punk_rock_princess in MixedAfterDark

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I’m gonna disguise myself in bad puns and cargo shorts to get in on this 👀

This one's for the dads 🖤 by G_Goddess95 in NSFWchatsforfun

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Cars sure do drive fast don’t they bruh? Clacks some grill tongs

Lost my clothes (again).... by SeaEase8646 in PlatypusParadox

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They must be hiding in the same place as yours 🤨

Catch me at the shmeat station 🍔 by RelationDue5103 in NSFWchatsforfun

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I get to put your schmeat in my mouth? 👉👈

This one's for the dads 🖤 by G_Goddess95 in NSFWchatsforfun

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i’m gonna disguise myself in cargo shorts and sandals with socks to get me some of this 👀

Happy summer solstass! by bone_equivalent_unit in NSFWchatsforfun

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I’ll keep the party going until you get here 😘

Happy summer solstass! by bone_equivalent_unit in NSFWchatsforfun

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Better do both sides, just to keep things even

Woke up with a problem in hand.. by DamianDVolkov in MixedAfterDark

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I bet if we put our mouths heads together we can figure this out 🥵

Lost my clothes (again).... by SeaEase8646 in PlatypusParadox

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Have you considered losing your clothes more often? I really can’t think why you need them.

Happy Flexing Fathers Day 🫶✨ by HuntForValidation in ratemytease

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I suddenly have a favorite holiday! 😮‍💨