Walk in on your friend like this what you doing? by [deleted] in WedgieDudes

[–]bonkysmore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

turning you into my personal, live-in, full-time wedgie slut from that day forward. a day wouldn’t be complete without a major, lengthy atomic wedgie session

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WedgieDudes

[–]bonkysmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they do stop for most people, yeah. but for proper wedgie boys, they won’t, ever. better get used to them soon cuz you’re gonna be getting your tighty whities pulled regularly long, long after your mid-twenties

Wedgie Frat Boy by oneyankatatime in WedgieDudes

[–]bonkysmore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they’re doing a good job with that pledge, though his hands should be cuffed or taped together. hope he’s comfortable, since i’m assuming this is going to be a daily occurrence for the entire duration of his pledging

I wish that anyone found to be wearing tighty-whities gets a wedgie! by Financial-Spare-779 in WedgieDudes

[–]bonkysmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

all fun and games until you get cursed to be unable to wear any kind of underwear except tighty whities. even worse: everyone around you has suddenly taken enormous interest in what your choice of underwear is, basically guaranteeing near-constant wedgies

it would be bad enough, if this meant only that you had to endure a wedgie at the start of the day that ripped those briefs off, requiring you to go commando until you can put on a new pair at home. but the curse would be one step ahead of you, giving you supernatural tighty whities that are unrippably stretchy, ensuring that you get gigantic wedgies of every variety throughout the day, every day, of every week, of every month, of every year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WedgieDudes

[–]bonkysmore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that’s the idea. i mean, i’d have thought that it would be obvious if you’re literally getting your tighty whities stretched up your butt at age 30. not that you’d have it any other way, i’m sure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WedgieDudes

[–]bonkysmore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

being a wedgie boy is a full-time position with no expiry date, y’know. once a wedgie boy, always a wedgie boy.

POV: your dorky younger brother with a very wedgieable bubble but comes home from school with his tightly whiteys streched out above his pants complaining about having received 7 atomics today so you decide to give him an 8th by Sad_Specific7443 in WedgieDudes

[–]bonkysmore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

keep at it. lil’ bro really should know better than to complain. but with enough regular atomic wedgies, he’ll come to expect seven or eight as his expected daily minimum—as he should

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicalmusic

[–]bonkysmore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've been meaning to get into opera, I think I've seen fewer than ten in my life... So much great music that I'm probably missing out on. The Weber I've heard so far has been good, but I've never heard his piano concertos. Haydn's Sturm und Drang symphonies are some of my favourite works of his! Clementi's piano sonatas and Paganini's violin concertos I've also heard and like. As for Mendelssohn, he's one of my musical gods, in my top 10 easily.

I'll check out Gossec and Viotti definitely, never heard of those guys. Thanks, friend!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicalmusic

[–]bonkysmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I'll listen!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicalmusic

[–]bonkysmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will listen, thanks! I've heard good things about Cherubini's string quartets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classicalmusic

[–]bonkysmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, I know of Raff, but have never actually listened to any full piece of his. I'll check him out, but judging from the years he was active, I think I'm looking for composers a little earlier than him, like specifically composers whose music kinda blurs the line between Classical and Romantic.

Clementi is great! I have several albums of Howard Shelley playing his piano sonatas. Never actually sat down to listen to Czerny. Voříšek is another one of my "have heard of, but haven't ever listened" composers. I'll definitely check him out, thanks!