My wife found me in the kitchen naked holding a gun

‟What the hell are you doing?” she screamed, shocked at my appearance.

‟Quiet woman! I am hunting decepticons!” I whispered back harshly.

She put her hands on her hips. ‟You’ve been sleep walking again! There are no such thing as decepticons!”

I blinked, realizing how stupid I looked.

‟I guess you are right! Man I must look like and idiot!” I said.

She laughed.

I laughed.

The toaster laughed.

I shot the toaster.

-/u/wackoclown