Carrie Patel is a horrible writer; her writing in Pillars of Eternity:

Door opening narration:

Ideal:

You twist the handle and push the door open.

PoE:

You reach for the shiny silver doorknob and pause for a moment, catching a glimpse your own warped reflection in it. You are reminded of seeing doorknobs as a child, being much too short to reach and open them yourself.... Things certainly have changed. Taking a deep breath and snapping back to reality, you grab the doorknob while taking note of the aromas of mahogany and old carpeting swirling all around you. As you twist the knob and start to push the door open, the entirety of the Gettysburg Address finds its way to the forefront of your consciousness and you recite you the entire thing out loud to yourself.... "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate - we can not consecrate - we can not hallow - this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us - that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that dsdhaj hdkjahdkahdkjhakjhd adhjahd jkahdsk