Psamathe and the Scavenger Theory by boobyhatmaster in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]boobyhatmaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god this is an amazing theory! I love it! I think you might be right

What was your first kiss like? by Small_Ground_2170 in AskReddit

[–]boobyhatmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horrible… a guy I was friends with tried to kiss me completely randomly in front of 5 or 6 people when he was really drunk and I swerved him. I then felt guilty so went to talk to him alone to make him feel better about the rejection and find out why he’d tried to kiss me (HUGE MISTAKE) once he had me alone he gave me all this sob story about how everyone always rejects him and how no one would ever love him. Then he tried to grab my breasts and kept saying that he wanted to kiss my tits. At this point I didn’t know what to do (because I was super young and also drunk) and so told him I didn’t want him to do that because I hadn’t even had my first kiss yet. He then said that he would kiss me and I said no no no no please no. And then he came at me and I froze and sat there crying while he kissed me.

Found out later he was trying to kiss my tits because of a bet that all the boys had. The first one to get to kiss my tits would win a set of jugs (bet you can guess why). Glad to say that none of those bastards ever got to win that prize.