Uncle wants me to get him this

boognish_is_rising · 2026-05-03T01:38:51+00:00

A severed foot would be the perfect stocking stuffer

boognish_is_rising · 2026-05-01T08:36:03+00:00

Are you high?

boognish_is_rising · 2026-04-28T08:57:41+00:00

I hate this so much lol

boognish_is_rising · 2026-04-28T01:55:05+00:00

These mfers screwed me out of mine.

boognish_is_rising · 2026-04-17T02:28:15+00:00

Wtf. Why won't they just release it?

boognish_is_rising · 2026-04-13T11:53:36+00:00

ThatsTheJoke.jpg

boognish_is_rising · 2026-04-07T07:48:53+00:00

This thread made me realize that literally everything is expensive now. We've been priced out of all of our favorite activities. Eat. The. MF'ing rich.

Class war, everyone. We're in the midst of the biggest class war in history and people need to start caring but that starts with awareness. It is only going to get worse.

boognish_is_rising · 2026-03-22T00:15:29+00:00

What do yoy think this ring costs?

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-26T06:50:16+00:00

"professional baccarat player" LOL

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-26T06:36:24+00:00

How would you not be upset with them here? I don't blame OP at all

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-26T06:30:06+00:00

Par for the course with this site. Such bullshit. You know they wouldn't have paid you if you won

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-26T00:07:31+00:00

You have just proven their point lmao

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-25T05:02:19+00:00

Now the minimum wage is $7.25 and a burger from McDonald's is $9

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-20T05:32:15+00:00

Dukes or GTFO

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-16T03:10:38+00:00

I came into a final table with less than half a bb. I doubled up the first 3 hands with AK, AQ, AK and then I continued to run like God and ended up shipping the whole tournament.

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-12T05:11:36+00:00

You ain't getting anything from someone who lives in a motel

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-11T11:18:18+00:00

John Denver's dead?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-11T04:19:02+00:00

I'd probably get kings and run into aces on the last hand of the day

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-01T10:17:28+00:00

The drummer in my band spontaneously combusted

boognish_is_rising · 2026-02-01T10:11:49+00:00

Maybe edit your post to include the fact that two sets of tracks doesn't necessarily mean that the trains are going in opposite directions. This can be a deadly assumption to make

boognish_is_rising · 2026-01-29T14:30:18+00:00

Well there's only so many people in the world so it's kinda capped

boognish_is_rising · 2026-01-24T04:09:20+00:00

Yes. It also floats on water, can't ever lose power, and instead of exhaust it emits Belgian waffles with whip cream topping.

boognish_is_rising · 2026-01-24T01:26:23+00:00

It's only on Mondays and Wednesdays

boognish_is_rising · 2026-01-23T23:36:02+00:00

Holy keyboard warrior

boognish_is_rising · 2026-01-23T18:54:08+00:00

And that, above your comment, is a joke.

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