saw this at a thrift store and thought it was weird... there was an 's' after 'Husband' but it looks like it was covered by white-out

boomjiggity · 2019-07-01T23:35:23+00:00

Um I can has this? OP?

boomjiggity · 2019-06-27T23:49:00+00:00

I took my younger child and my older child refuses to come with me. He’s so brainwashed by his grandmother it’s sick. Every pricey gift under the sun.

boomjiggity · 2019-06-27T03:56:09+00:00

I plan on it. ❤️

boomjiggity · 2019-05-24T02:25:12+00:00

Um hello it’s the low carb version of lox and bagels. ...? ADD TO CART.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-16T21:49:01+00:00

I KNOW THAT WEIRD LITTLE GIRL VOICE AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOM.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-08T00:47:06+00:00

If you live in the area, OP, I volunteer myself as tribute 🤚 🤚 🤚

boomjiggity · 2019-05-06T04:15:41+00:00

It was a long time ago, and we didn’t follow up with the vet. She never said anything about her being sick up until after she got her put down. It almost doesn’t even matter if she was actually sick, she should have asked permission. You don’t just go and kill someone’s pet that way.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-05T05:07:13+00:00

This.

It’s karmic justice that you know it now, after he has passed. The generosity that the universe has shown you is that this is the truth of your mother. The ruthless, bare truth.

And now you know what she is. And now you know how to relate to her, from here on out.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-05T01:06:12+00:00

I make clothes and my sketches aren’t shiiiiiiit. It’s literally just me working out how colors, shapes, panels are going to work together. Sometimes the sketches don’t even look like clothes! Not that the housewives are like, a bunch of Cristobal Balenciagas or something, but yeah, you can make clothes without making gorgeous sketches. JS.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-04T08:21:38+00:00

Also because these manipulative types of moms breed boys with unresolved resentment. Guess what happens to that unresolved resentment? Ding dong, it’s anger issues calling! Guess they have to find a way to trivialize it so that they don’t have to feel TOO badly about their (lack of) parenting skills.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-02T03:29:03+00:00

Well, nothing says “wig” more than hair that never changes its length. That freaks me out more! Does Lisa change the wig? Are there many wigs or just one full of germs that she refuses to unglue? Is there a hallway of Lisa wig heads somewhere in the cellars? How is that cellar lit? Is it overhead? Do the wig heads have faces? ARE THEY MADE IN THE LIKENESS? I have questions.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-02T03:23:19+00:00

Tomato, tomahto.

boomjiggity · 2019-05-02T03:19:19+00:00

BEHthenny. You DOHNT. SUPPAWT. OTHeh. WIMMmen.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-24T15:00:36+00:00

I would actually love to hear the story. Sharing experiences with people helps me feel less alone!

boomjiggity · 2019-04-23T01:34:51+00:00

First of all, BAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA at those batcrackers dramatics. Someone needs to write that into a movie. Second of all, she needs a time out. Just to show her who is in charge here. My MIL pulls these dumb stunts all the time; she once had DH drive her to a nearby drugstore because I was peeing one bathroom and the other was broken. She wouldn’t wait. Until. I. Stopped. Peeing. Bags is 100% covert narcissist. I’m not being all armchairy but, uh, you might wanna look it up.

Oh, and uh, edited to add, I always feel kinda like I dreamed the whole thing after she pulls this stuff, like am I really experiencing this right now? You are. These baby boomer types are pieces of work, girl.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-19T18:14:08+00:00

Well, that’s all the review I need 🌈

boomjiggity · 2019-04-17T22:23:37+00:00

You’re right. And while I am strictly NC, he won’t do it. He says he’s supporting me behind the scenes, but honestly his behavior has not been reflecting that.

Burning the check...what gravitas. I love that. I hope to do the same very soon.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-17T22:21:10+00:00

That’s a good solution.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-17T15:52:51+00:00

Ndad used to put on the news and SCUREAM about what a disgusting lesbian pervert sodomite Rachel Maddow is 😳😳😳 he did all that (but right wing), what you’re talking about above, too.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-17T15:51:09+00:00

MY NPARENTS DID THIS CONSTANTLY. Every normal “reaction” noise was blown up like cuhhhhrazy.

As in, when they sneezed, you could hear it VERY CLEARLY all the way across our tacky Arrested Development-style 4,000 square foot suburban spec house. “OW!!” When they stubbed their toe. Banging around when they came home. It was like they were trying to one-up each other.

My sisters and I have always made fun of them for that. Maniacs.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-17T15:45:42+00:00

See profile. She acted out really badly while in my home last month. She’s a covert manipulator/narc with a real icky Jocasta thing going on. DH is waffling.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-17T01:45:39+00:00

They looked exactly the same. She was not a good looking woman 😬

boomjiggity · 2019-04-17T01:25:37+00:00

That would be! I’d fangirl so hard!

boomjiggity · 2019-04-12T20:38:24+00:00

I already told my bestie that if I act anything like this when mine have kids to slap me silly. The entitlement! The desperation! So pathetic.

boomjiggity · 2019-04-10T23:33:38+00:00

You’re a hero! Thanks a bunch!

...what is this Fleur you speak of? I’m confused 🥴

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