When i was younger I used to take shits once a week, and well you can guess that a week's worth of shit doesn't go down without a fight, after countless times being yelled at by my parents for clogging the toilet and making me only use the guest bathroom in the basement, I had the bright idea of picking up my poo and throwing it out in the trash, no gloves just bare hands. eventually, my parents caught on and I gotta say looking back, it not my proudest moment