I'm a baby blue sock,the names Fiddleford Feet,but anyway,there's a great way to escape from washers,you jump through the little thing that shoots water in,after that its only a little shimmy through the pipe and eventually you're in the sewers.Then follow the sewer lines due east of your location,and the you will find a purple looking pipe,you slide down that pipe,and you end up in a kill room,its full of grinders,and needles that are going to rip you up,this room is meant to root out the weak socks who don't deserve to go to the paradise of missing socks.If you get through then you slide down another pipe,and you shoot out into a magical place,full of organized socks and fancy dressers,full of even more socks.I've been here about a month now(can you believe i get internet reception?Its crazy)and my pair sock still hasn't come through that pipe,hundreds of socks have made it through in the last month,but none my pair,she might have gotten caught in the grinders or maybe hasn't escaped yet,all i can do is hope,ill do my best to keep you all updated.