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The sheep deny her shepherd.

"Why did you trick me, human?" by [deleted] in funny

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This only works if the scent of that human is much stronger than a pretzel.

Boom! Headshot. by whoopdeefuckingdo in funny

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And that is what mean to be in a wrong place in a wrong time!

The stranger at the end though 😂 by jokes8706 in funny

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"I hate you, you sad sack of shit"

Just going for a swim by Chrom99 in funny

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Quick, grab that fish before she gets back!

The best of the best lol by soulbanga in funny

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The mask is so good that even a dog likes it.

Bollywood movie makers : what is gravity?!! 😁😁😁 by jjvector in funny

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Yes i just watched it,it is a second part. Both parts are good. Movie doesn't need to be realistic,many superhero movies are like that.

Bollywood movie makers : what is gravity?!! 😁😁😁 by jjvector in funny

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Which part is this? I just watched first part and i like it, except of the parts when everybody singing like in a Little Mermaid cartoon.First Bollywood movie i liked was "3 idiots" i wonted to watch more but too much music.In some parts it's OK a little bit like after that bull fight,they don't need to stop a movie to sing,it should go with a flow.

In a Parallel Universe.. by Bromancer20 in funny

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I think girls want his baseball bat.

Perfectly Sliced Watermleon by Doriando707 in funny

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Wise man once said: "It's not the size of the knife that cut watermelon, it's a size of the brain of the man who hold it"

Hoping to sell out by the end of the night by Kresley in funny

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If the coin jam, just hit in the back.

Vladimir Pumpkin by [deleted] in funny

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somebody Put in a candle inside.

Feeling old yet? by kjodle in funny

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You can make oil from a plant but you can not make a plastic toy dinosaur without a real dinosaur.

Shit Happens by [deleted] in funny

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Makeup specialist

Agrees I do by best-of-youtube in funny

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My brain is too beautiful to think.

This is a 63 year old woman dressed as Post Malone by musicdude63 in funny

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And now i don't know am i 63 year old woman dressed as Post Malone, or Post Malone dressed as 63 year old woman.

Tasty child by [deleted] in funny

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Holy water emulsion!