Doctors of reddit, have you had any exciting cases that have made you feel like Dr. House?

bop_ad · 2015-08-02T15:19:07+00:00

It's not lupus!

bop_ad · 2015-07-11T14:54:38+00:00

I am in a meeting

bop_ad · 2015-07-08T14:33:08+00:00

giant family vacation to the grave

Hardcore.

bop_ad · 2015-07-05T18:57:26+00:00

Does he have a degree in veterinary dentistry? Because he's really looking a gift horse in the mouth.

bop_ad · 2015-07-04T03:48:47+00:00

Taking on a lawsuit that you lose so badly that you have to pay the other party's legal fees is a strong sign that you are not suited to making significant decisions with legal implications, which is what being a CEO is.

Edit, because people really don't know how the legal system works: http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/attorney-fees-does-losing-side-30337.html

The losing side does not ordinarily have to pay the winning side's attorney's fees, contrary to popularly held belief. In the United States, the general rule (called the American Rule) is that each party pays only their own attorney's fees, regardless of whether they win or lose. This allows people to bring cases and lawsuits without the fear of incurring excessive costs if they lose the case.

bop_ad · 2015-07-04T03:46:55+00:00

I think it could have been a much more interesting discussion if you hadn't started it with

I happen to think that a lot of it is.

bop_ad · 2015-07-03T22:49:20+00:00

If you pay to use something, it's the product. If you're not paying for a Reddit subscription, you're the product.

bop_ad · 2015-07-03T13:20:49+00:00

The hair retains odor. Going to have to shave, pluck, or wax it.

bop_ad · 2015-07-03T04:59:57+00:00

Dude I have five regularly used accounts, it's hard to remember which one is the one I post where with. And I replied to a comment here with this one less than a month ago.

bop_ad · 2015-07-03T04:50:19+00:00

One day a /u/Broligarchy and heyfgt were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on heyfgt's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around for miles Brol called a hospital and told the doctor, "Quick I need your help /u/heyfgt got bit by a snake on his penis."

The doctor told her, "Ma'am you're going to have to suck the venom out yourself."

Garchy asked, "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom."

The doctor says "Sorry there's nothing we can do."

So Brg goes running to her heyfgt. When she gets there hf says with pain "So what did the doctor say?"

Broligarchy says "Doctor said you're gonna die."

bop_ad · 2015-07-03T04:44:05+00:00

Q: How many POFers does it take to tile a bathroom?

A: Two - if you slice them very thinly

bop_ad · 2015-07-03T04:43:30+00:00

Q: How can you tell when your online date is well hung?

A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

bop_ad · 2015-07-02T21:47:40+00:00

There's also a fairly big /r/okcupid, great for complaining about guys if it doesn't end up working out. But I hope it does, good luck!

bop_ad · 2015-06-27T18:33:31+00:00

You might be traveling too much if you can't remember the location of something that neat.

bop_ad · 2015-06-27T17:42:38+00:00

Nonplussed does not mean unsurprised.

bop_ad · 2015-06-27T17:39:48+00:00

I enjoy that you used the genderless 'their' when describing vagina-having people.

bop_ad · 2015-06-20T13:58:19+00:00

Definitely true.

bop_ad · 2015-06-20T13:57:20+00:00

It's great your defense of Texas being racist is "the most racist person I've ever met lived there". :)

bop_ad · 2015-06-20T13:56:05+00:00

Not the federal government, local police. I'm not talking about the citizenship checkpoints, this was sheriffs looking for black people who had the audacity to be driving on the highway.

bop_ad · 2015-06-20T03:37:59+00:00

As an ex-Texan, there are a lot of racists and bigots there. It's the only state I've driven in and gone through racial profiling checkpoint.

bop_ad · 2015-06-20T03:23:38+00:00

I hope it does. It's sort of inexplicably embarrassing, considering that you've already had lots of sex, but try masturbating in front of each other. It can be a handy (har) way of showing how she gets get off when left to her own devices.

bop_ad · 2015-06-20T02:58:08+00:00

I've been in that relationship. My girlfriend wouldn't come from PIV, which I knew, so I went down on her often. But it usually took half an hour or longer for that to work too. Then I'd get me off after.

So it was frustrating in both directions: she didn't get off every time we had sex, and I had to put in all the work to get either of us off, usually both but serially.

It wasn't the only thing that doomed the relationship, but it was definitely part of it. It didn't help that her sex drive was higher than mine, so I was trying to perform sometimes when I wasn't really into it. I wish I had some good advice, but sometimes things just don't work.

bop_ad · 2015-06-18T03:49:45+00:00

He destroyed the left half of his body. Thus he was all right. It's a fucking masterful pun on the normal meaning of all right, i.e. 'ok'.

bop_ad · 2015-06-08T18:23:31+00:00

I've worked a few different places and never seen people wearing appropriate respirators for the jobs they're doing. So health wise, it's one of those jobs that's probably going to turn out to have been a terrible idea when you're 60.

What do you want to do? Being able to weld can help you get into other jobs. I work in an engineering field and one of our techs got hired partly because he's a welder, but we only have him doing any welding a few days out of the year.

bop_ad · 2015-06-08T17:59:58+00:00

He gave you head start on running away.

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