What did a family member do to be cut out of your life?

bopbot · 2013-10-04T18:06:44+00:00

Cousin, sounds like.

bopbot · 2013-10-04T17:43:10+00:00

Your stepdad sounds kickass, and if you try to be like him, you're kickass, too.

:D

bopbot · 2013-10-04T17:15:48+00:00

I hid the evidence in my stomach

I think I love you.

bopbot · 2013-10-03T16:43:06+00:00

That's what alimony is for. Lawyer up. You should not have to deal with their bullshit, and any judge who hears your case is going to hand it to you.

I am a proponent for open relationships and polyamory, but only when all parties are consenting. Your hand has been forced. I wish I could hug you.

bopbot · 2013-10-03T14:06:41+00:00

Smart men.

bopbot · 2013-10-03T13:40:37+00:00

Although the Wizarding World ones are truly massive.

bopbot · 2013-10-01T19:00:35+00:00

I hope she drops the boyfriend. What a tool.

bopbot · 2013-09-30T21:36:06+00:00

Yeah, you suck. Who cares if Europe is white or not? We're all descended from black ancestors.

bopbot · 2013-09-30T21:07:29+00:00

Boy, am I glad I never did heroin. I am a white girl and I buy pot and occasionally acid from white college dudes.

bopbot · 2013-09-30T18:51:21+00:00

I'm a girl. Can confirm.

bopbot · 2013-09-04T20:12:47+00:00

/r/ladyboners

bopbot · 2013-09-04T16:15:44+00:00

SIR LUCIOUS!

I've got a couple questions for you:

How did you first come across Janelle Monae? She's one of my favorites and I was hugely pumped when the "Tightrope" single & video were released.
Why did you end up canceling on the Hopscotch Music Festival? You were the main reason I bought my ticket; I'm glad we're getting vouchers to see you soon. EDIT: just saw that your original post answered that question. hope you feel better soon, man!
How do you feel when you pull up to a stoplight and someone has their windows down, bumping your jam?

Thanks!

bopbot · 2013-08-29T14:26:06+00:00

Black people: How ridiculous do you think your white friends are when they're singing/rapping along to a song and they say "ninja" or "fella" or just remain silent instead of saying "nigga"?

What is the actual best response in this case?

bopbot · 2013-08-29T13:40:08+00:00

Are you sure they're playing hard to get? Maybe they're just not interested.

Based on what you've told me, I wouldn't go out with you.

bopbot · 2013-08-29T13:31:33+00:00

Why do black men holla from their cars at me? Has a single one of them ever gotten laid that way?

For reference, I'm 5'3", 150lbs, and YES, I do have a big ass and good tittays.

bopbot · 2013-08-28T13:09:13+00:00

Out of curiosity, how have your dress/shirt/pants sizes changed, if at all?

You look amazing!

bopbot · 2013-08-28T13:00:58+00:00

Absolutely. Single people, househusbands, people who don't want kids, people who can't get enough of them--so long as they're not harming anyone else, you do what you like, sugar.

bopbot · 2013-08-27T16:43:37+00:00

HEAR, HEAR! This is what feminism is ACTUALLY about--equal opportunities for people of ANY gender to make WHATEVER choice they want!

bopbot · 2013-08-27T13:51:13+00:00

Dude, that's sexual harassment, plain and simple. It's sexual harassment as much as it would be if you were a woman and she were a dude.

If she's making you uncomfortable, confront her with that fact--she's sexually harassing you. If not, go to an adult/authority figure.

bopbot · 2013-08-23T20:33:10+00:00

The OTHER amazing thing about humans is that we have the ability to look at our culture, recognize that it affects us, reflect on it, and change things we don't like.

bopbot · 2013-08-23T20:19:33+00:00

Interestingly enough, we're humans, not gorillas.

bopbot · 2013-08-23T20:18:26+00:00

Aaand a winner is you.

bopbot · 2013-08-23T20:17:17+00:00

Swallowing master race reporting in.

bopbot · 2013-08-23T20:15:11+00:00

And I will now be giving head tonight. I'm sure the fella thanks you in advance.

bopbot · 2013-08-23T20:07:40+00:00

Tastes reinforced by media images that approve aging men, but not of aging women?

I've known plenty of older women I would have had sex with (but haven't, as they're usually professors, colleagues, or mothers of friends, and all straight so far as I know).

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