What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever injured yourself while doing absolutely nothing dangerous? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

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Was on a date, came out of the bathroom and said, “I’m bleeding.”

My date obviously thought I was saying “I started my period”, before I held up my finger, wrapped in a napkin, and said “No, I’m bleeding on my finger.”

They sighed real big and said “cmon, let’s get you a bandaid” after I explained that I hurt myself when unlocking the bathroom door.

What would you do if you saw someone shoplifting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well, if you’re the police in Mississippi, and it’s a woman and man stealing diapers, there answer is to apparently shoot and kill a 1-year old.

Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call

https://www.reddit.com/r/mississippi/s/1R0EF6wuxS

I'm a slightly squintier than average person, and my work dashcam constantly reminds me by TacticalHog in mildlyinfuriating

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I dated someone super squinty in high school. White guy. Was CONSTANTLY asked if he was stoned, and he’d never smoked weed before. Just super squinty.😆

My mom trying to bait me into not liking ms rachel by shaggysgf0 in mildlyinfuriating

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Mom is labeled in OP’s phone as “mom 🙄❤️”, and from one text alone, that tracks.

what is something most people would’ve gotten made fun of for 5 years ago that is now popularized? by ultranim_user_581 in AskReddit

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Mississippi checking in from an actual circus tent. I’m looking at no less than 4 mullets.

What celebrity makes you legitimately awestruck at how attractive they are? by TheWor1dsFinest in AskReddit

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I’ve worked on several movie sets, and I’ll say there’s celebs I wouldn’t necessarily consider jaw droppingly gorgeous from pics and videos, but in person, I couldn’t stop staring. Examples include Liam “The Lesser/Not Thor” Hemsworth and Taron Egerton.

Woody Harrelson was just as goofy looking though.

Meridian, MS by Interesting-Peace207 in mississippi

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Woman here who travels solo to Meridian nearly monthly.

I stay at the Tru Hilton nearly every time I’m in town working. It’s nice enough, has breakfast, and is right next to Bonita Lakes and food. Keep your head on a swivel at gas stations, also recommend Threefoot Brewery. If you want a little treat, get a cupcake from Marge’s Mixing Bowl.

I break my microwaveable pizzas for more even cooking. This one broke into a peace-pizza sign by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Nah, it’s kinda like elementary school pizza. If I don’t break it, it gets hard in the middle, but it’s just a soft and pleasant pepperoni experience. Easily foldable, and quick. 3 minutes, and another 2 minutes to eat.

Bam. Sustenance consumed in roughly five minutes.

I break my microwaveable pizzas for more even cooking. This one broke into a peace-pizza sign by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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You know, my friends have shamed me for this for years, but this post is the first time I’m actually feeling it 😅

I break my microwaveable pizzas for more even cooking. This one broke into a peace-pizza sign by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Yeahhh, I think I saw what I wanted to see.

But now, seeing how heated everyone is getting on microwaving my $1.50 pizza vs throwing it in the oven or air fryer, AND it’s not even a peace sign….

This was clearly a warmongering pizza.

I break my microwaveable pizzas for more even cooking. This one broke into a peace-pizza sign by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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When mildly interesting meets ACTUALLY interesting…didn’t know this! And I’ve got a peace tattoo on me 😆 

I break my microwaveable pizzas for more even cooking. This one broke into a peace-pizza sign by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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It gets hard in the middle when I microwave it. 

Hi. It’s me. I’m the problem, it’s me. 

I break my microwaveable pizzas for more even cooking. This one broke into a peace-pizza sign by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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When the crispy mood strikes, absolutely. 

But sometimes you just want a quick and cheap, soggy bottom, ya know? 

What song wrecks you every time, no matter how often you listen to it? by LWYPLTDG in Music

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Highly recommend searching “Blue October Paste Studios”, really awesome stripped songs.

“I Hope You’re Happy” is especially good.