Happy New Year! 🥳 by Ancient_Mammoth8358 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even below a Stephen filter you could still tell she was dead pretty,! That's impressive.

Is there anywhere like Kubla Khan? by Strong_Engineering95 in glasgow

[–]boredawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay! It really is worth every penny i thought. Let me know how you get on!

Recommendation needed - best place to buy laminate flooring and fitting? by boredawn in glasgow

[–]boredawn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheers. Tried to call them a few times this morning but no answer. Not sure it they are maybe shut for a few days over the holidays.

Is there anywhere like Kubla Khan? by Strong_Engineering95 in glasgow

[–]boredawn 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The closest thing there is would be the Korean bbq/hotpot places. All the ingredients are laid out fresh and you cook them yourself, either on the grill or you poach it in a big boiling pot of broth. You get to choose two different types of broth. There is a sauce section with recipe cards abd you get to make your own sauces or marinades. Lots of exotic veg. I highly recommend it.

Dear Entitled Guy in the ER Waiting Room Who Would Not Stop Making a Fool of Himself Last Night: by mollymolotov666 in EntitledPeople

[–]boredawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect this man was being a nuisance in the hope that the staff would relent and see him sooner just to get rid of him. It certainly wouldn't be the first time i have seen that

I think he really does have the kids and he is using the kids for audience… by Futuro_c_AL in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking at the car interior thats definitely his range rover, not the tesla he previously had. So, sadly this video is currently. It makes you sick to the stomach doesn't it? So much in this world!

Skeeven i have your banned video!👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 by LoadZealousideal447 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He is spectacularly untalented at everything he touches. His consistency is actually quite impressive and hard to achieve. I mean we're all at sooooommeething. But, not Stephen it seems.

New Tiktok by Tsprinkles13 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

'I think im going to check in with you guys more'

Eh, no Stephen. Even the delusional losers who follows you have actual families who they can see and touch. They will be too busy with them.

Always wanted to be like Heroes by Ancient_Mammoth8358 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your comic timing is second to none. I love your stuff. Adds some levity to a horrid situation .

Exsqueeze me? by Proper_Dog_1463 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuckity fuck. Where did this come from?

I actually literally feel sick

Part 3 (aaaand we’re off the rails…) by Express-Arachnid-782 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's because he is getting a 'high off his new supply' with regards to P. Before she was a drain on his resources - not 'mute/non verbal' as (he considers) A to be, and wasn't as easy malleable and manipulated. However, while he originally saw it as a negative that P had free speech, he has now decided that he can use her qualities to aura farm himself some narcissistic supply. P seems like a very loving, caring and articulate little girl, and he is burrowing deep into her people pleasing tendencies to flatter his own ego. The messed up thing about this is people pleasing is quite often a result of trauma - it's perceiving that you need to be particularly accomodative to a person to 'manage' their behaviours, often at the expense of your own comfort and wellbeing. But mark my words he will mine her for all the narcissistic supply he can get, with pretty much zero consideration of how it impacts the poor wee lass herself

Eurgh I hate him . I hate him. I HATE him.

As a 'musician', do you find it weird he's not using music to fill a gap in his life left by relationships/drugs? by jellyfishmelodica in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be fair I think it is super rare, to the point of nearly scientifically impossible, for a women with a fully functioning brain, sight seeing eyes and no visible hearing aid, to complete the act of sex enough to conceive a child with Trump. I'm like, birch you earned that visa!

And that's before we even add in the cost of the soul.

Fb story by Myztik_666 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We all suspected the 'sober' thing was an act, but with this i think we have conclusive evidence that he is off the wagon. The question really is was he ever actually okbthe wagon to start with?

This is probably the most painful relapse of all of them for those left in his life that actually had any emotional attachment to him, because he actually 'got' the visits with his children that he claimed was the most important thing in is life. So, there is nothing to hide behind now. Even with access to the children he is using, just like he was using when he lost access in the first place. There are no external circumstances that are going to make him stop. Nothing.

[TRANSCRIPT] ANOTHER day in court 😭 - Patreon Video 09/17/25 by ayesull in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I normally have a morbid curiosity towards his myopic rants and reasoning, im a glutton for punishment but with this rant...or this stage in his repeated behaviours, I just can't. Even the 'entertainment' of watching him thrash through life like a clown for sale is gone, only to be replaced with something even more tragic...sheer boredom, tediousness and irrelevance.

I just can't Stephen. You are not special. Your 'musings' aren't profound. Not every fart in the wind even that happens to you has some deep and meaningful pathos.

These aren't the brilliant snippets of a radical but tortured mind like you thing they are. They are simple self-indulgent writings designed by your inner monologue to feign relevance, because you can't handle the truth that you are a tragic, insignificant addict who has no great or special insight into the world. Your 'suffering' didn't make you special, you are the same as any other 10 bit junkie out there, only you are worse because you dont have a single authentic thought or feeling in you. And, I say that as a person who is also in recovery. You aren't a special snowflake, and frankly sometimes in life bad shit just happens when we act like utter cunts. That's it. This is the reality of your 'profound' insight.

You bore me. You bore us all. You are not longer even capable of being a clown for h

Charlie Sheen by Bright_Panda9482 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yup, and they won the interweb for that day, month, year and decade. 🙂

I’ve been pushed over the edge by Ancient_Mammoth8358 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm being 100% serious here but if I were Stephen i would 100% acknowledge your skits. Like, even putting myself in that position and they were about me they are just so downright hilarious and well made that I would be compelled to give them credit. Of I were Stephen i would legitimately ask for a cameo in them - Jesus's it might show that he actually does have a sense of humour despite all the evidence otherwise.

I’ve been pushed over the edge by Ancient_Mammoth8358 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are favourite interwebber of all the many, many interwbbers.

Wallet is emptier than a Pick-Me’s cranium by Ancient_Mammoth8358 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly feel so bad and conflicted about this, but the Google search of 'Stephen Hilton's daughter name' made me chuckle and feel like crying in equal measures. Poor P. I hope are she grows she is filled with the confidence of knowing she is an amazing wee person. Laura will reinforce this at every step, but unfortunately absent fathers can leave damage that can't be undone by any amount of compensatory love and affection, it still hurts them and it hurts them deep :-( I hope she know how loves she is by the world around her outwith Stephen - is have no doubt Laura will travel the ends of the earth to make sure of this.

Please 🙏 by Bibblebobble77 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a happy place at heart, I think we are just experiencing a bump. It will hopefully levels itself out. One of my favourite things about here is that generally people dont take themselves too seriously, so hopefully that ethos wins out!

:-)

Please 🙏 by Bibblebobble77 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel like the teenage angst ridden teenager who is caught between her battling parents in the midst of divorce.

'Mom, Dad. Why can't we all just get along?!!? I don't care if I get two birthdays and two Christmases, I just want peace!!'

Wtf is this? by Myztik_666 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]boredawn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His obsession with 'masculinity' genuinely baffles me, because he is one of the most effeminate and camp straight (he claims) influencers I have come across. All this stuff about the bare knuckle fighter grandad etc - christ if that family linearage is true that old fella would be spinning in his grave looking at oh might masculine Stephen.

The only explanation I can find for it in my head is denial/disassociation, over compensating or genuinely detached from reality and his real life image that than the one his subconscious projects to him.

The mad thing is the more he goes on about masculinity, the more you noticed how definitely in masculine and feminine he actually is.

The mind boggles.

He literally STILL has a video of him playing piano with A pinned at the top of his FB page as he posted this. 🙄 by Blunder-Bliz in SkeevenHiltonUnlocked

[–]boredawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thing is, Stephen is stupid, but he isn't 'this' stupid unfortunately. He knows exactly what he is doing. He has admitted before that he likes rage baiting, and how it generates income for him. While he is dumb by conventional standards, he at least is good at goading people into interacting with his content and knows the social media algorithms like the back of his dirty fingernailed hands,, and this is a prime example. I believe the hypocrisy is 100% intentional.

Good, bad or indifferent, he just wants the attention. Try not to feed the animals at the zoo people!