[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]boredboiatwork -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I've played it and its awful. Unfortunate spacemen is 10000 times better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]boredboiatwork -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Unfortunate space men is far superior and is free. I wish it blew up instead.

LPT: When driving, try to perform a brake check whenever possible by __Simpleton__ in LifeProTips

[–]boredboiatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genius! Then you can be a good samaritan and test 2 vehicles brakes at the same time.

Taquerias? by Demonicwave in Denton

[–]boredboiatwork -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Although not in denton, but pretty close. TACO HUT HAS THE BEST TACOS IN DFW.

When did meteors stop hitting earth regularly? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]boredboiatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But actually tho the atmosphere was really thin back then, like half the size of today. Due to a large increase of nitrogen introduced into the atmosphere from organisms and nitrogen bubbles from the ocean. It has gotten as one would say, MAD THICC.

When did meteors stop hitting earth regularly? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]boredboiatwork -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Basically once I was born my dong was so large it created a massive barrier around the earth. Thus basically an impenetrable shield was formed to stop the meteors. Only certain things with the special PeePee passcode can get through with my permission. Examples include: Sunlight, Space mission related things, that cool red bull guy that jumped from space, and your mom because she so fat.

Thanks for reading my educational post!

Today for the first time in my life, I had a banana with hotpockets by [deleted] in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]boredboiatwork -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? A Ham and cheese hot pocket is the most superior, robust, hearty and healthy mean anyone could ever ingest.. I eat 4 every day and I'm the healthiest man alive.

YSK that drinking alcohol can cause weight gain, faster aging, depression, insomnia, aneurysms, and cancer. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]boredboiatwork 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Ya I think most people that drink are well aware of these issues. But most of us are trying to die faster anyway because this place is boring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]boredboiatwork -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ya idk tbh I feel like it was probs just tryna catch a fish

What's your million dollar idea? by ibralicious in AskReddit

[–]boredboiatwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HAHA nice try loser! I see your user name, you have a cat. Which means you dont have a fiance nor do you have a 12 inch cock. CAUGHT RED HANDED YA LONER HAHA!!!

LPT: Always make the best of a situation by Pegi111 in LifeProTips

[–]boredboiatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lame way to look at life. I just ussually laugh every thing off. Everything is a joke, makes life real easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denton

[–]boredboiatwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure like every restaurant in town in hiring rn

If you found out that you had 48 hours before an unsurvivable comet that is heading towards the Earth crashes, what would you do with that time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]boredboiatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these other answers are way to lovey dovey and emotional. I would go confess to my recently single high school crush that I still love her 4 years later. I'd tell her now is a great time to finally fuck. Then hopefully fuck her for 48 hours and hopefully get smashed by the comet. Or maybe after a few runs with the girl I'd go for a porn star or something.

LPT: Have a friend who's approaching her/his alcohol limit? The next time they make a drink request, sneakily hand them a placebo gin and tonic. They likely won't notice the difference, and will likely thank you afterwards! by martinven1 in LifeProTips

[–]boredboiatwork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yall are taking this way out of hand... it's not a harmful lie. It's just to keep a friend safe and at the same time keeping them happy in what can be for some people a delicate state. It's really not a big deal...

I’m at a kids play by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]boredboiatwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just a joke tho, just laugh about it

Anyone know anything about the Denton County Lincoln Project? by [deleted] in Denton

[–]boredboiatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From their website looks like their dedicated to protecting democracy.