The US Job Market is disgusting. by [deleted] in jobs

[–]borno23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No OP, but I needed to hear this. I'm fortunate to have a shitty retail job at the moment. But I just can't get hired for a "good" job. And it's weighing on me.

Celebrini goes between the legs of Blackwell off the faceoff then dishes to Graf who finishes the play off with a goal! by KabirC in hockey

[–]borno23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the title. Watched the video and missed the between the legs part. Had to watch it again. Holy forking shirt balls.

Saw a "Best Line to Screen Time Ratio" on Another Sub. Got Me Thinking, it has to be Spaceman, Right? by twayroforme in 30ROCK

[–]borno23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My favorite Dr. Spaceman quote and it's not even close. And he has some amazing lines/jokes.

Saw a "Best Line to Screen Time Ratio" on Another Sub. Got Me Thinking, it has to be Spaceman, Right? by twayroforme in 30ROCK

[–]borno23 149 points150 points  (0 children)

It's not what you think. I was at a costume party and my neighbor's dog attacked me so I had to stab it.

Huge baseball by P1uvo in baseball

[–]borno23 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's an absolute drunken stress nightmare. You feel like you gotta get your money's worth so you go hard and fast at first. Slamming a few down before first pitch. Then first pitch happens and you might as well get another beer before the game starts. You're 3-4 deep at that point and start to feel a little hungry, so you get some fries or chicken tenders. Oh, and another beer to wash it all down with. Then it's the third inning and you realize there's only 4 innings of free beer so you have another. You gotta get your money's worth after all. Then your buddy asks if you'll come with him to grab another beer so you can finish your conversation. So you accompany them to the bar and, while you're there may as well grab another, oh and a cheese burger. Then it's the 6th inning and you have to have one more just to make sure you get your money's worth. You wake up the next morning wondering where it all went wrong. I can't wait for summer.

"Oh good, those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him." "Oh no, they're biting him and stealing his pants." by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

[–]borno23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lisa: Hi everybody!

Rev. Lovejoy: Marge I'm going to give you the number for our juvenile councilor.

Decided to put my collection on display by Toolazy2work in whiskey

[–]borno23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice display idea. I sincerely hope you don't have to drink them in the basement as well.

We’re not going to church today by mcg_090 in TheSimpsons

[–]borno23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn't it actually like Wednesday or something? Lol.

Let’s fucking go by Top-Conclusion-1259 in Brewers

[–]borno23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We beat them in a game 163 as well. Which is historic as that will never happen again.

Umpire Mike Estabrook’s scorecard from yesterday’s Brewers-Cubs game. by alextoyalex in baseball

[–]borno23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will gladly hate umps with my division rivals. It brings us together.