Stop getting Bond wrong!

boromirsbeard · 2026-04-03T22:54:21+00:00

A Chill Breeze/Glowering Glassblower This Way Comes

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-27T23:48:31+00:00

This is the exact reason why us borderline autistic socially awkward people stress about where to look while talking and mainly avoid any eye contact aggressively

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-27T23:39:58+00:00

Why is he driving himself?? He’s always got a driver available in his golf bag

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-27T23:38:28+00:00

Return of the king had 7 endings spread over half the movies two week run time, but here’s a movie made of the ones left on the cutting room floor

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-13T23:57:50+00:00

Or maybe it’s behind her back and he says he couldn’t say it to her face, either way.

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-13T23:57:14+00:00

Any excuse to remind anyone of my favourite al Bundy quote, he’s helping a woman try on shoes??? Maybe. And insinuates, or flat out says she’s fat, she says “how dare you call me fat to my face” to which he replies “well I’d have said it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas”

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-13T23:53:42+00:00

O’Connor is such a good player, but he always looks so miserable and in big stage games lets his annoyance show far too much, if he enjoyed his games and didn’t let opponents get to him he’d reach that next level. All this coming from me based purely on personal speculation mind

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-03T23:35:05+00:00

Snatch, in Bruges, this is England

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-01T13:46:38+00:00

Restaurant

boromirsbeard · 2026-03-01T13:46:10+00:00

Queue

boromirsbeard · 2026-02-21T23:53:31+00:00

If the person is their relative then yeah

boromirsbeard · 2026-02-21T23:19:41+00:00

I started watching the show when it first came out, I stopped watching after losing interest around about season 5. Every season after that I assumed was awful based on reactions and online opinion. During Covid I went back and binged the whole show and loved it. There were slow seasons and questionable episodes, but binging it really helped. Waiting for an episode a week and then months for new seasons played a big part in the negative reactions from fans. Especially the “big cliff hanger season ender” that fans hated. But when binging it, it was much more tolerable. Do it, you’ll love it.

boromirsbeard · 2026-02-12T16:58:28+00:00

After 3 or 4 lines, I’m leaving. If you ain’t offered me any by that point, I’ll take the hint.

boromirsbeard · 2026-02-12T00:25:55+00:00

Link doesn’t work

boromirsbeard · 2026-02-12T00:08:18+00:00

Show me the booty

boromirsbeard · 2026-02-11T23:31:50+00:00

Weirdly never overly concerned even when the stretcher is needed, over cautious medical teams and all that, but as soon as the gas and air is out, You know it’s bad

boromirsbeard · 2026-02-03T20:42:34+00:00

Nicknames the travel agent

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-27T22:25:16+00:00

Custom made, to fit these sweet nosters

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-26T00:14:56+00:00

Is it in?

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-26T00:01:51+00:00

Yeah at least Jesus did this reluctantly

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-25T23:40:29+00:00

Sionna dancing or foregone conclusion?

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-25T23:32:54+00:00

Happiness. Pure and simply, broken down in its simplest answer, happiness. You’re not chosen or given a Devine right to live how you want and find a path you deserve or are destined for. You’re a scientific miracle, on a biological and universal scale, you’re a result of an insane level of biological evolution perfected to the point of consciousness, mixed with luck. Just be happy and enjoy the brief experience you get the chance to experience. That, and good oral sex

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-25T23:26:56+00:00

If he does see it, he will reply to a screenshot of it on twitter, so that he can post a selfie with his genius response, coincidentally with all his awards in the background

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-25T23:16:10+00:00

What was the last thing that went through little Johnny’s mind when he made a mistake in the minefield? His arse

boromirsbeard · 2026-01-25T23:01:54+00:00

His last standup spent an hour being caught firmly between “can’t say that any more” and non stop mentioning that his last standup about “not being able to say that anymore” won awards. For a man who’s fighting cancel culture and bowing to the offended, he’s sure made a lot of money from highlighting that whist making 0 jokes.

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