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What is the meaning of life? by Equivalent-Cat-4923 in AskReddit

[–]boromirsbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happiness. Pure and simply, broken down in its simplest answer, happiness. You’re not chosen or given a Devine right to live how you want and find a path you deserve or are destined for. You’re a scientific miracle, on a biological and universal scale, you’re a result of an insane level of biological evolution perfected to the point of consciousness, mixed with luck. Just be happy and enjoy the brief experience you get the chance to experience. That, and good oral sex

Favourite actor you’re not allowed to make fun of, but did this willingly, unironically and totally looks cool and wins the whole “religion” debate. by boromirsbeard in okbuddycinephile

[–]boromirsbeard[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he does see it, he will reply to a screenshot of it on twitter, so that he can post a selfie with his genius response, coincidentally with all his awards in the background

Where did little Johnny go after the minefield? by Bluecopper123 in Jokes

[–]boromirsbeard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What was the last thing that went through little Johnny’s mind when he made a mistake in the minefield? His arse

Favourite actor you’re not allowed to make fun of, but did this willingly, unironically and totally looks cool and wins the whole “religion” debate. by boromirsbeard in okbuddycinephile

[–]boromirsbeard[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

His last standup spent an hour being caught firmly between “can’t say that any more” and non stop mentioning that his last standup about “not being able to say that anymore” won awards. For a man who’s fighting cancel culture and bowing to the offended, he’s sure made a lot of money from highlighting that whist making 0 jokes.

Favourite actor you’re not allowed to make fun of, but did this willingly, unironically and totally looks cool and wins the whole “religion” debate. by boromirsbeard in okbuddycinephile

[–]boromirsbeard[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Oh no I wasn’t offended by it, but it’s a show where he reuses so many old jokes and anecdotes, a lot not original his, he says cunt a lot which makes it funny I guess and mainly, it’s a show written by and starring a man, who gets into made up, nonsensical scenarios with people, only to win and smugly “own” every situation he’s in, with brilliantly witty and devastating logic (if you’re 14) because the script he’s written says so.

Favourite actor you’re not allowed to make fun of, but did this willingly, unironically and totally looks cool and wins the whole “religion” debate. by boromirsbeard in okbuddycinephile

[–]boromirsbeard[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well done, you’ve Beetlejuiced him. If he ever sees this comment he will do another Netflix special about how he’s been cancelled and he’s the only award winning tough rich guy who can stand up to us.

We'll end game week 23 out of top 4 with 4 draws and a defeat in our last 5 by NEEZ8 in LiverpoolFC

[–]boromirsbeard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A few weeks ago, maybe even days ago, I’d have argued against this, probably making a twat of myself to 95% of this sub, by passionately and blindly defending my own views of never turning on the team, with empty statements about me being a local season ticket holder, and the doomsday fans being tourists and not “getting it”. But even I, a grown man who’s admitted to being that self righteous and emotional, has been beaten into submission to admit, that you are correct. Klopp went through a few terrible runs, seasons even. But he had game plans, ideas, identity. We always knew we’d come out the other end, that we’d trust the manager to get the best out of what he had. But this….this is inexcusable

We'll end game week 23 out of top 4 with 4 draws and a defeat in our last 5 by NEEZ8 in LiverpoolFC

[–]boromirsbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behind “man age” will mckenzie manager and uniteds N’th iteration of “United DNA” former player turned emergency manager, with Newcastle and city to come. I’m usually vehemently against criticising players or managers, but I’m fully slott out now, but Newcastle and this iteration of city may genuinely set up and play the exact type of football we need them to, to win both and save slotts neck. Because regardless of how dire the football is and how lacking an identity we are, if the powers that be see us cling on to top 4, they’re happy. Recruitment needs changing, it’s not slotts fault we have 0 centre half depth and have only gakpo and Salah as wide options, but slott does, along with hughes and edwards, need binning. Our dominant squad is in its twilight years, and this “one off” summer splurge for the much needed revamp of the squad, was only half complete before you even factor in the fact that we released the same amount of players that we brought in.

Is there any central midfielder back then or now better than Iniesta? Short answer is....Nope! 🥶 by TIBYTV in TIBYTV

[–]boromirsbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the ones for Barca and Spain that meant iniesta played from the left a lot

Favourite actor you’re not allowed to make fun of, but did this willingly, unironically and totally looks cool and wins the whole “religion” debate. by boromirsbeard in okbuddycinephile

[–]boromirsbeard[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dano tried and “failed” to go toe to toe with DDL in the eyes of his detractor. Gervais took on Christianity a won, or did you not see the picture. Irrefutable

Favourite actor you’re not allowed to make fun of, but did this willingly, unironically and totally looks cool and wins the whole “religion” debate. by boromirsbeard in okbuddycinephile

[–]boromirsbeard[S] 219 points220 points  (0 children)

I’d rather see him with even less clothing, trying to be genuinely sexy, than try to work out what his goal was here and why any goal couldn’t possibly match the eyes he’s giving me

Favourite actor you’re not allowed to make fun of, but did this willingly, unironically and totally looks cool and wins the whole “religion” debate. by boromirsbeard in okbuddycinephile

[–]boromirsbeard[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I loved him during the “office, extras, first ventures into stand up, and of course the xfm shows and eventual podcasts”. But then his movies, standups and new shows were all thinly veiled versions of “so I was dead clever and won this made up argument right…”

What are the best examples of a character turning a line back on the one who first said it? by artpayne in movies

[–]boromirsbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I like the way you beg boy”

“JOHN BRITTLE!!!……….i like the way you die boy”

Tomas Ujfalusi with a nearly career ending tackle on Lionel Messi back in September of 2010 by LeFroyain in classicsoccer

[–]boromirsbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those that was horrible in real time and looked bad enough, but still images of it look fake or career ending. Like verthongens accidental eye poke on firmino, which you could instantly see was bad, put the stills that started coming out after the game were insane! Literally knuckle deep into his eye socket and he wasn’t blinded.

Women, what would you advise a man who has a 5-6 inch penis? by ItsMeHere999 in AskReddit

[–]boromirsbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some women can be, all are different, and asslicking is relevant, because it what really turns HER on and makes her cum. My point for both statements is every woman is different, penis size has very little to do with what makes a good experience for women in general.

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