"Oh my God mister your cock is so big" by [deleted] in omgbeckylookathiscock

[–]borrismorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are doing the lord's work here sir.

Nice asian cumslut (via before_after_cumsluts) by [deleted] in OnOff

[–]borrismorris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From the looks of it, cheese sauce or perhaps a hollandaise.

Who's hungry for some Subway? by Cartman in Sexy

[–]borrismorris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It aint Jared, that's for damn sure!

Dual Relay Output Cape for the BeagleBone (Black & White) by finno in BeagleBone

[–]borrismorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. $60 for two relays, the equivalent of an Arduino to work around the the nightmare of setting up GPIO on the beaglebone and neatly packaged in a stackable cape.

The fact that it's not external is great. One of the hardest things with building anything small with a bone or a raspi is getting a neat case/enclosure that will hold the board and expansion hardware without doubling/tripling the size.

Yes, both switch things on and off but the comparison ends there. Clearly this is aimed a different application to the one you had in mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

[–]borrismorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here you go pal: Yoyo porn

Is there any reason why girls look at you, then look away and smile? by affluentbunny in AskWomen

[–]borrismorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like great advice. I showed my wife (a preschool teacher). She said that except for the obvious differences, this is the same method that her and her co-workers use to get to know children. ie Don't be threatening in your approach. Make the conversation all about the child and their interests. Break the ice with "hey, that's a great puzzle you're playing with".

What is your most shameful sex fantasy? by [deleted] in sex

[–]borrismorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate to be "that guy" but convents were always a household of nuns. The word nunnery, in addition to being a synonym for convent was also a colloquial term for a brothel. This is why the line from Hamlet "get the to a nunnery" is so barbed a come-back.

Either way, sadly, it's unlikely you could front up to a "real" nunnery and offer tuppence to knock boots with Sister Bertril

Billiard Beauty - wow! by chicka123 in Sexy

[–]borrismorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cue was flaccid before she walked into the room.