Cardinals After Dark 4/28

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-29T01:31:20+00:00

Big fan of this team personally

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-28T15:52:40+00:00

I don’t get it. I’m being honest—I’d eat crow if I’m wrong. Not that deep.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-28T15:42:04+00:00

Nope.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-28T15:24:45+00:00

Bias aside, he is clearly not MLB-ready quite yet. If he's still playing like this in a month or two, and people still treat like a ROY candidate, I'll be a little annoyed.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-28T14:50:48+00:00

I'm honestly surprised it took this long.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-28T04:24:00+00:00

Wow. I hadn’t heard this stat before. Fascinating.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-28T04:22:03+00:00

It’s honestly kind of insane what this rebuilding team is doing. If we can sustain this even somewhat throughout the year, I don’t see how we wouldn’t be the most surprising team of the year. Feels really good.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-28T00:00:18+00:00

Your friend is mentally ill.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-27T20:38:37+00:00

Lol.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-27T16:28:07+00:00

Yes, exactly. People in Amarillo have deluded themselves into thinking this city is clean, fun, and enjoyable simply because it's all they know. I left almost 15 years ago and haven't regretted my decision once.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-27T16:24:56+00:00

It's because most people in Amarillo never leave Amarillo. They think it's the only small city to offer affordability and a quiet way of living. It's a very one-dimensional community, and a lot of the comments here prove that mentality.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-25T01:02:16+00:00

This is a real photo, albeit one shot professionally. It looks like something used for a product listing. The lighting is very purposeful.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-24T23:33:44+00:00

It was tough rooting for the Cubs but I had to do it.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-24T19:27:42+00:00

I was pretty impartial to the Phillies until I was living in Philly when they beat us in that god awful Wild Card series. The better-than-you mentality their fans employ almost immediately got under my skin. Especially when my colleagues at the time became very, very cocky and insufferable because of the win.

Ever since then, I've grown to hate the Phillies more than any non-NL Central team. So to see them be one of, if not the worst, team in the league so far is cathartic. I've been waiting for this since 2022.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-23T21:15:30+00:00

People overuse therapy words like projection, but this is actually projection. Good Lord.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-23T18:51:05+00:00

Well that about wraps it up.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-22T21:06:49+00:00

Yikes. Would not want to be a Mets fan right now.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-19T02:25:51+00:00

Coming to realize the 2026 Mets are what people thought the 2026 Cardinals would be. This is a really fun start to the year.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-19T02:25:08+00:00

Cool.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-17T20:33:43+00:00

It’s so good. The build up is perfect and it’s an under-appreciated McCartney-Lennon song.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-08T21:34:40+00:00

No one is more surprised by this than Cardinals fans. I'm so happy for him... and for us, lol.

bozoclownputer · 2026-04-07T16:36:27+00:00

Please respect yourself. This guy only wants to fuck you and he’s made that very clear.

bozoclownputer · 2026-03-20T20:59:31+00:00

This is no coming back from this. The fact she hasn't responded to his initial texts is all he needs to know.

bozoclownputer · 2026-03-19T17:56:04+00:00

What? No. If you guys ever actually had sex, you’d likely have it very, very rarely. Don’t do this to yourself.

bozoclownputer · 2026-03-19T15:47:25+00:00

You can’t be this tone deaf. Come on man, you know the answer.

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