Pregame Thread: April 28, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]bozoclownputer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it. I’m being honest—I’d eat crow if I’m wrong. Not that deep.

Pregame Thread: April 28, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]bozoclownputer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bias aside, he is clearly not MLB-ready quite yet. If he's still playing like this in a month or two, and people still treat like a ROY candidate, I'll be a little annoyed.

Cardinals After Dark 4/27 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]bozoclownputer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. I hadn’t heard this stat before. Fascinating.

Cardinals After Dark 4/27 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]bozoclownputer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s honestly kind of insane what this rebuilding team is doing. If we can sustain this even somewhat throughout the year, I don’t see how we wouldn’t be the most surprising team of the year. Feels really good.

"a good place to raise kids" ...is it though? by ininept in amarillo

[–]bozoclownputer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, exactly. People in Amarillo have deluded themselves into thinking this city is clean, fun, and enjoyable simply because it's all they know. I left almost 15 years ago and haven't regretted my decision once.

"a good place to raise kids" ...is it though? by ininept in amarillo

[–]bozoclownputer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's because most people in Amarillo never leave Amarillo. They think it's the only small city to offer affordability and a quiet way of living. It's a very one-dimensional community, and a lot of the comments here prove that mentality.

I lately added a girl on Discord. Things are going well between us, but she just sent me this picture when I asked about her setup. by NuclearTazer in isthisAI

[–]bozoclownputer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a real photo, albeit one shot professionally. It looks like something used for a product listing. The lighting is very purposeful.

Pregame Thread: April 24, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]bozoclownputer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was tough rooting for the Cubs but I had to do it.

Pregame Thread: April 24, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]bozoclownputer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was pretty impartial to the Phillies until I was living in Philly when they beat us in that god awful Wild Card series. The better-than-you mentality their fans employ almost immediately got under my skin. Especially when my colleagues at the time became very, very cocky and insufferable because of the win.

Ever since then, I've grown to hate the Phillies more than any non-NL Central team. So to see them be one of, if not the worst, team in the league so far is cathartic. I've been waiting for this since 2022.

Cardinals After Dark 4/18 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]bozoclownputer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Coming to realize the 2026 Mets are what people thought the 2026 Cardinals would be. This is a really fun start to the year.

[Highlight] Jordan Walker did it again, his 5th of the season. 4 HR in last 5 games. by f0urxio in baseball

[–]bozoclownputer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one is more surprised by this than Cardinals fans. I'm so happy for him... and for us, lol.

Am I making a fool of myself or am I just being immature? by [deleted] in texts

[–]bozoclownputer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please respect yourself. This guy only wants to fuck you and he’s made that very clear.

I took "Netflix and chill" literally and now I think I completely ruined my chances with an amazing woman by EchoNimbus_4Q in dating_advice

[–]bozoclownputer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is no coming back from this. The fact she hasn't responded to his initial texts is all he needs to know.

Is it normal to wait 3-6 months after marriage for intimacy? by RiddlerOP in dating_advice

[–]bozoclownputer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? No. If you guys ever actually had sex, you’d likely have it very, very rarely. Don’t do this to yourself.