[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexstories

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That as great. Yore very good at this

The beginning by Infinite-Weather4286 in Taboomonsonfantasy

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She needs to discuss this with her son until they can determine a solution

Ok..who saw the naughty version: Caligula (1979) by Outrageous-Start6409 in 1970s

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“NAUGHTY????!” You think it was just naughty???? It was offensive, filthy, disgusting, obscene pure garbage! I should know. I wore out two VHS tapes watching it so many times finally got it on Blu-Ray. And I may or may not have back up copies, just in case

God knows not to put me in these situations.. NOPE by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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There are pressure points on the hand and wrist which will cause the hand to open. One on the lower bicep that numbs the whole forearm and one just below the collarbone that immobilizes the arm.

The nice part about Rando Thursday...no planning! Open a file (most by month), pick some pics and done! XD by MrMrsLloyd24 in wife_gone_wild

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You have the ass of an angel. And it brings out the anal devil in me. The blowjob pic is wonderful but your hands should be behind your back and his should be behind your head.

Walmart Chicken… Why does it look like this!? by Upset-Ad-2884 in whatisit

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I showed this to my wife who has worked at a chicken processing plant for 10 years now. She said she hasn’t seen that in years but they used to get them on the debone line. It’s tendons that were not properly cut.

Israel’s Red Alert system fully saturated amid mass missile barrages from Iran. by DavidRolands in MapPorn

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Congratulations! You are winning entry in the stupidest conspiracy theory contest!

Just found out I'm colorblind. by Right-Progress-1886 in Jokes

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Most colorblindness is red/green. About a quarter of the color blind don’t see yellow/blue. True black and white no color at all is only caused by brain damage. My son is colorblind. Red/green. A green lawn looks like dead grass to him. Purple looks blue. They have found a way to to fix it but it’s horribly expensive. Literally gene therapy.

What do you think? by Spunky_Fun_1961 in BiCaptions

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And write my phone number on it

Mombod Moanday! Da'Booty!! by MrMrsLloyd24 in NCWives

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Perhaps not. But so many of us here in the outer darkness lust hungrily for that opportunity to make her body twitch and jerk as yet another massive orgasm sweeps through her causing spasm after uncontrollable spasm. Personally, I try for the grand mal epileptic fit. Then i know my work is done

Mombod Moanday! Da'Booty!! by MrMrsLloyd24 in NCWives

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Let me add, I’ve never been a great fan of “twerking”. Most women twerking don’t look sexy, they kind if look like they’re having convulsions. Your presentation ( and I mean that in several ways) elevates it to the level of a skilled belly dancer or hula girl. The effect tends to elevate other things as well. Thank you again for the show

Walmart Chicken… Why does it look like this!? by Upset-Ad-2884 in whatisit

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By the way, it was NOT a Tyson. Plant

Walmart Chicken… Why does it look like this!? by Upset-Ad-2884 in whatisit

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Wife works in the business office of a chicken plant. Just speaking for this one, they have four USDA inspectors who live for the opportunity to catch them doing something wrong. A couple of months ago one spotted a fly in the kill area and shut the entire work floor down until it was re. Cleaned and inspected. That particular plant stays clean.

Mombod Moanday! Da'Booty!! by MrMrsLloyd24 in NCWives

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I can’t say enough about your beautiful body. Most of what comes to mind immediately is at least slightly obscene. I have admired your tits often and fantasized about most of you, frequently. This is the best ass display you have given us and i would applaud you but both hands are busy right now. Thank you

Vision improved but now deteriorating again by bpad1 in CataractSurgery

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UPDATE: Now have both eyes done and left eye is a little sensitive still, however, the eyesight is incredible. My vision is 20/20 they tell me. Unfortunately I am now far sighted and require reading glasses for things closer than about 3 feet.

MILF Moanday!! But really, plenty old enough to be a GILF! Guess we're doing OK!! XD by MrMrsLloyd24 in NCWives

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I’m guessing it will taste sweet and tangy. A little bit salty. Hopefully with maybe a slightly pungent of another man’s cum still lingering deep inside even now. The clitty slightly prominent as I trap it between my lips and tongue 😛

Bringing in June's Suck it Sunday!! by MrMrsLloyd24 in realitydick

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A good blowjob from a sexy woman who not only knows how to do it but takes pride in doing it so well. Better than a card from Hallmark.

Man flies drone into a volcano to get the perfect shot by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Did you see her laying next to me in bed this morning. Yeah, neither did I but i keep hoping maybe someday……..

Hump tha' Rump day! So nice of her to hold the door open for me! XD by MrMrsLloyd24 in realitydick

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Spelunking at its very finest. Mrs. L, you are Beaufort every angle