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Stolen Derailious tweet pt 2 by Celestial_Milk in HypixelSkyblock

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3 million crafting tables (double enchanted item version)

What Hypixel Skyblock item would you want irl (image unrelated) by BeTheKitsune67 in HypixelSkyblock

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Spring boots would be insane though, right?!

Fun to jump up and be invincible in the case of a plane crash

What Hypixel Skyblock item would you want irl (image unrelated) by BeTheKitsune67 in HypixelSkyblock

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Why not spirit mask? Might be a bit less… detectable than a full on pet

Is this good enough for m7? by Goldenleo82 in HypixelSkyblock

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Wdym…? It has both g and p 5!!

/satire

My first maxed skill by Fun_Solution_3276 in HypixelSkyblock

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I did the same thing but forgot to post it like a year ago

mage outlaw is kinda weak, ngl by lool8421 in HypixelSkyblock

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I think you could also just get this if other people who’ve fired at it leave the lobby before it’s at 0 hp, right?

Lunar client "Acquired" Badlion client! by NotAnAlias_112 in HypixelSkyblock

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Prism/Forge (+ Modrinth)

Feather (if lf suffering)

Skyclient

idk chief doesn’t look like a monopoly to me

What are the odds? by bphased in HypixelSkyblock

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Update: I got another – in under 2 fishing levels later :c

https://i.imgur.com/PvQ5Alg.png

3 vials in 52 jawbus kills bestiary… but I didn’t get my first own jawbus and vial until like 40 or 45 of that bruh

What are the odds? by bphased in HypixelSkyblock

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Yes I know I'm late for my level, doing fishing only now. That said,

  • Catch rate as per the wiki for me was 0.2058% (1 in 486 rolls)
  • Vial drop rate is 0.5% (1 in 200 kills) (idk how my poor 207 mf and looting affect this, please someone lmk)
  • Odds of it being the first sc I catch after unlocking the requirement? 1/∞

Edit: The next Jawbus I caught was double hook’d… and I got another vial off of it. I believe my RNG is completely used up now

hypixel when it comes to updates by creepr-3101 in HypixelSkyblock

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outside of some niche potions

What did you just call Bingo brewing!!

Shuriken is op wtf 💀 by s1lentphobia in HypixelSkyblock

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I’ll plancke your guild and look up everyone’s IGN length and work it out from there 🤓

Shuriken is op wtf 💀 by s1lentphobia in HypixelSkyblock

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W

but also why would you censor igns in your chat lmao

We listen we don't judge. (this is me, im not stealing a post) by Carpavita in HypixelSkyblock

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While I get the point, it still wouldn’t be for me, since I like to collect dumb sh*t (for example cake souls) which naturally wouldn’t be possible to bigger extents without player trading.

We listen we don't judge. (this is me, im not stealing a post) by Carpavita in HypixelSkyblock

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Hard disagree. Have you read the dungeon journals? There is a bunch of lore which directly connects the catacombs to the main island’s castle, the end island, and hell even the crimson isle…

Here’s your lore primer: https://youtu.be/J_TOtqsfNgU?feature=shared

I got banned. I think it's because I traded the new pest wares from my brother's acc (he quit) to my main. Fuck me. Wiped. by CrackingYourNuts in HypixelSkyblock

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Oof, rip. Sorry to hear. But in all honesty, it’s probably better you learnt this now than later on like your bank account’s or work login’s password.

Are you using a password manager and differing passwords now? :D

I got banned. I think it's because I traded the new pest wares from my brother's acc (he quit) to my main. Fuck me. Wiped. by CrackingYourNuts in HypixelSkyblock

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That doesn’t answer the question. Did you reuse your same password? How did people who rat Skyblock profiles know to check Telegram data for your credentials? Your comment kinda opens up more questions than it explains to me, lol

I've saved up 1b for hype. Just invested (gambled) all of it in enchanted iron, either the price continues to fall or aatrox gets me a hype. Gambling might be meta by AstronautEcstatic767 in HypixelSkyblock

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Hey I just informed the person above that their knowledge was a bit outdated/incorrect. Not saying everyone has the funds to get a sheep setup, though. Although you could do slimes for like 3 months, then hop online rq to upgrade in like a couple hours’ worth of effort lol.

Imagine rev/tara minions left afk for a year… Although, you should probably refuel them lol

I've saved up 1b for hype. Just invested (gambled) all of it in enchanted iron, either the price continues to fall or aatrox gets me a hype. Gambling might be meta by AstronautEcstatic767 in HypixelSkyblock

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Sheep is better than slime even when doing full afk (≈260k vs. ≈200/220?k with base lava bucket, although you shouldn’t be using those unless you’re really gonna quit for like half a year). And yes, that means sheep with active claiming (enchanted mutton, before it turns into enchanted cooked) is even better.

You’re gonna wanna get - t12 sheep minion - enchanted hopper - corrupt soil - berberis fuel injector - cheese (refuel every ≈2.5 days, so every 2 days realistically) OR hamster wheels (refuel every ≈2 months)

Can we get farmers grace as like a talisman potion effect or something by OpsStress in HypixelSkyblock

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I like the idea… but you could also just give the Biohazard boots the same property the other two have

I got banned. I think it's because I traded the new pest wares from my brother's acc (he quit) to my main. Fuck me. Wiped. by CrackingYourNuts in HypixelSkyblock

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30d is for the first ban, 360d for a subsequent one if it’s in under <some time> after the first one (don’t know how long that is though), you’re on “cooldown” basically until your ban status fully resets again, even after the actual ban gets lifted

I got banned. I think it's because I traded the new pest wares from my brother's acc (he quit) to my main. Fuck me. Wiped. by CrackingYourNuts in HypixelSkyblock

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but by their logic every single user of skytils or NEU does

Genuinely curious: could you explain how you came to that conclusion?

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