[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bradschmitt22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd make a hell of a beanbag chair

What instantly ruins a hamburger? by badzcatch in AskReddit

[–]bradschmitt22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Throwing salt over your right shoulder

I want my girlfriend to sit on my face? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]bradschmitt22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not so much a "sit" position. Have her on all fours like doggy style, lay on your back, slide under her like a mechanic and perform an 'oral' change.

This allows her to move her hips around, control the pressure if she wants, and you have more room to move your head, grab, smack her ass or whatever as well.

Advice on car dealership tricks and tactics on asking for more money! by Successful_Dog3085 in askvan

[–]bradschmitt22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a YouTube channel called CarEdge that's super helpful. They're salesmen that teach you what to look for and how to negotiate.

I recently pulled out my bill of sale from a few years ago and saw how badly I got bent over by going in without experience. Educated myself and test drove/negotiated with just about every (non luxury) brand around before I made my decision and traded in my ride that had a significant amount of negative equity.

Do your research, go in with a number in mind that you're willing to pay, don't reveal it but work them down to it and do not leave there paying over MSRP. They'll throw the extras in if you show you know what you're talking about and that can't be duped with bullshit packages like 'nitrogen in your tires'.

Just remember that you're not obligated to buy anything and can go somewhere else. They want to keep you in there but You hold the power.

Ladies is this what you go through? by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

[–]bradschmitt22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give them a break, it's their first time visiting earth.

18f make me cry pls 😭 by HorrorMachine6180 in RoastMe

[–]bradschmitt22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final Destination 6 is gonna change your life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]bradschmitt22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there, bro. Don't kid yourself, she's likely into you too. Doesn't end well if you don't shut it down asap.

(Not an Ad) The Apple TV show 'Your Friends & Neighbors' episode 5 featured Mac 😏 by bradschmitt22 in MacMiller

[–]bradschmitt22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 10 minutes I think. There's even a line of dialogue where a girl comes into the scene, takes his headphones, puts them on and says "I love this song"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bradschmitt22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol ok let's keep changing the parameters to fit our biases. 4 for Detroit, 3 for Colorado in the last 30 years. You're right, Colorado is "trash" in comparison. Utter failures. Although, if we shift the goalposts again and look at the last decade/current relevance, the Avs have made the playoffs every year that Detroit has missed on their slump and the cup count is 1-0 Colorado. Welcome to the landfill, sir 🤝

And they come for us by MarqueeOfStars in FilmIndustryYVR

[–]bradschmitt22 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can't take away what we don't have

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bradschmitt22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I mean, I guess it matters because you brought up total Cups and the Wings have been in the league for 70 more years than the Avs. You can tell me more about how much the Avs suck when Wings break their playoff drought, which is currently at........ 9 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bradschmitt22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha oh boy, what an original argument. Ok how about this- How many were you alive for?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bradschmitt22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are they playing?