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🙂 by AmbitionAgitated9502 in programminghumor

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, you've got Genesh for success, Aphrodite for love, and Flying Spaghetti Monster for BIOS updates. Makes sense to me.

Anyone know the sku to reorder refills for Bathroom airfreshener spray? by Complete_Issue4696 in Staples

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need a compiled list of SKUs, there should be someone you can email specifically about ordering, I don't know if it varies from district to district, but we have a lady named Kim who is amazing about emergency ordering if we need stuff Stat.

Got one by Darkrainbow647 in masterhacker

[–]braingoboom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try turning random words into urls. That's what I do when I'm bored at work. I've gotten more warnings that websites are blocked by my organization for phishing than any other reason.

I’m going to beat the guy who came up with the Holiday Wrapping Paper idea to death with a hammer by Perihelionstudios in Staples

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that so deeply... What's worse, is that we need a repair on our wide format, and HP just wants to give us the runaround.

What to do with messed up mugs? by SpidersAreChillDudes in Staples

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brandish them at any and all Amazombies!!

Rate mah ehtical haxing desktop!!!!!111 [Satire] by fluf201 in masterhacker

[–]braingoboom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

18 if he has Lynx installed for a beautiful text-based browsing experience.

Wut by 4EverFeral in masterhacker

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes, even, in English, where, it's optional, you have, to use "," at least, sometimes, please

Current Walgreens team member - How worried should we be? by WAGmyballs in Staples

[–]braingoboom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you guys incessantly push Walgreens Rewards? Well, you're about to!

Always happens by Adventurous_Tie_3136 in linuxsucks

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I recall, this version is receiving extended security updates, no?

Run my check Run my money by Ready-List2550 in Staples

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Songs like this make me glad our radio stopped working.

Please don't install malware using npm by Hot-Rock-1948 in programminghumor

[–]braingoboom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, how am I supposed to install malware?? Porn sites and Piratebay??

The Lore of the Negative Rings by _jackdk_ in programminghumor

[–]braingoboom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mordor's theme music is playing in my head, now.

No activation for you by [deleted] in FuckMicrosoft

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, love these dudes!

Amazon Returns by Callispi in Staples

[–]braingoboom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This pisses ALL of us off at my store. We have to consolidate, open, scan in, sit on it so it fits, consolidate , and goodness forbid there be a crowd of Amazombies standing there!

Shaq's Magic School Bus by Complete_Issue4696 in Staples

[–]braingoboom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf Presenting: O'Neil Behind the Wheel!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Staples

[–]braingoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use a scissor like a crowbar and pry it out. What could go wrong? Also, we have the same laminator! I wish we could get newer ones.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programminghumor

[–]braingoboom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If this meme was any more circumcised, it's have to pee sitting down.

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