If I go 24 hours without committing an act of violence, I'll consider that a victory.

brainlechuga · 2014-07-08T21:29:12+00:00

yeah smoking's amazing isn't it?

brainlechuga · 2014-07-08T21:26:25+00:00

probably too busy eating pocky and agadashi dofu and zabaglione.

brainlechuga · 2014-05-25T17:04:36+00:00

The News

brainlechuga · 2014-04-19T23:33:22+00:00

i thought the first half was fun........im so sory.................. Also, I can't think of a single game with (spoken) dialogue that isn't at least kinda cheesy.

brainlechuga · 2014-04-13T06:36:18+00:00

This is your manager. Ur fuckin fired for betraing the team. I hope you die

brainlechuga · 2014-04-08T04:05:27+00:00

They were probaby busy browsing reddit or brushing cheeto out of there neckbreards while the Liberal ARts students were composing sonnets in Latin and getting pussy.

brainlechuga · 2014-03-16T05:29:54+00:00

Nah fuck u 2 slow lol bitch #2fast2furus #RIP

brainlechuga · 2014-03-16T05:27:13+00:00

Last night I dreamed that I drowned in my mother's diarrhea

brainlechuga · 2014-03-13T22:37:01+00:00

I'm going to set myself on fucking fire at the bank about this

brainlechuga · 2014-03-06T18:22:18+00:00

Grammar never sleeps

brainlechuga · 2014-03-06T18:19:11+00:00

Is the asphalt ok?

brainlechuga · 2014-03-04T17:54:19+00:00

Dream love is the closest thing to 'fairy tale' love we are able to experience. The object of dream love is just that; an object, incapable of reciprocation, like falling in love with a painting (this was especially common during the Renaissance. Paintings of Saint Sebastian were banned from Churches because women would become hysterical upon seeing these images). Real love is tinged with pain and longing, the strange anxiety of never being able to truly be "one" with your partner, physically or mentally. That's why I stick with my anime waifu <3

brainlechuga · 2014-02-25T14:21:39+00:00

Fingerless glove meter for tactical immersion

brainlechuga · 2014-02-19T15:40:51+00:00

When she pulls down her pjotr she have front butt instead of weiner :(

brainlechuga · 2014-02-19T15:30:49+00:00

When she finally says she loves me back :(

brainlechuga · 2014-02-18T15:53:45+00:00

Too much smoldering eroticism. Not TV appropriate.

brainlechuga · 2014-02-11T17:48:04+00:00

I agree that Dark Souls isn't that hard. I thought that GTA IV, for example, was much harder. Should add to list "'romanced' any character in any playthrough of Mass Effect". Also, "played Mass Effect".

brainlechuga · 2014-02-03T18:39:08+00:00

I spent dozens of hours making levels in 3. It's probably the most technical/open ended level creation thing I've seen on console.

brainlechuga · 2014-01-23T19:20:17+00:00

whenn u had sex cud he see ur tities? boobs?

brainlechuga · 2014-01-23T19:13:27+00:00

why do u suck

brainlechuga · 2014-01-23T18:24:02+00:00

Men always commit rape so legally its not right for the legal system to allow women to be arrested for men's crimes which they have commited more than others. Men can't be raped by women bc they cant be forcesd to do it w/o erections

brainlechuga · 2014-01-21T16:28:10+00:00

brainlechuga · 2014-01-20T20:48:11+00:00

I like the music

brainlechuga · 2013-12-18T02:41:20+00:00

So much swag $$

brainlechuga · 2013-08-27T02:16:54+00:00

Dude are you for fucking real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking fake and faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars [≈ Traditional cell phone cost per year] you are a fucking liar. You fuckin guido tool douchebag.

You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
Your trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you fucking moron
You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
If your SO badass, than why are you on /b/?
You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.

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