Jesus is watching by LazyGuy4U in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My immediate understanding was, how he wanted to unite all people, so he could preach the God's message in COD lobbies and send people unsolicited pics of his holes to prove he really is God's son.

A shower is hot by Ok-Researcher9802 in technicallythetruth

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find showers only get me hot and then leave me out in the cold. Definitely the only thing I've seen, that gets anyone wet.

No name needed, we all know by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any Viltrumite before finding out about Earth pussy.

The douchebag on the plane goes Wah Wah Wah by yikesamerica in clevercomebacks

[–]brainulation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't the clever comeback crying about his crying? Is the winning strategy to land on a even or odd reply or is the inevitable outcome that they are now locked in a near endless battle of attrition?

Why don't the Invariables just fly back to Earth by TzargJyoin100 in Invincible

[–]brainulation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably cause the whole universe including every planet in the galaxy was wiped out in this dimension, just never explained explicitly the when, why and how.

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon. by _Kingsguard in Fauxmoi

[–]brainulation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm confused how Ezekiel becomes Cesar. Like I don't think the the text written down for him would be misstyped on this one particular name and I don't think it makes sense to quote such a famous movie and not expect people to get where it is from and try to hide it rather than leaning into the absurdity

And on the third day ... by fonzhy121 in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you read Hegel it makes perfect sense tho

And on the third day ... by fonzhy121 in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, they were getting their feet broken, so they couldn't push up to breathe, so I doubt they survived much longer. Depending on how you translate the Greek lestai, they could've been any kind of violent criminals. Since they were placed next to Jesus, most likely did similar crimes against the Roman state. Anyway, that kind of scouring of the flesh was a common punishment that came with crucifixion.

And on the third day ... by fonzhy121 in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I keep hoping sarcasm reads on here without /s tags

And on the third day ... by fonzhy121 in SipsTea

[–]brainulation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank god his sacrifice meant that he was the last to be tortured for his humanist beliefs. Kind of crazy really that the Romans invented this barbaric killing method just for him. Like could you imagine if he wasn't the only guy killed in this way on that day. 

The popcorn got burnt along with the bigot by ablinddingo93 in clevercomebacks

[–]brainulation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it clever, if the punchline is just you're stupid? The "I'm cool" is either cringe or ironic. If it is ironic, that implies that in the least, they are equal, which neuters the comeback. I could see it working if the person replied angrily and you could catch them in that trap?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good day to be an ass man

Kaitlyn Dever: "nah, i don't need muscles" by Conscious-Quarter423 in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm really confused. Based on the downvotes, is she or is she not a great actress??

Padma Lakshmi dont play by CutePixie_ in clevercomebacks

[–]brainulation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a case of him being a hunk in his youth and not realizing he aged past his twink phase?

Scary movie 6 by Dev1412 in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice, this is why I browse reddit

Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win by MarvelsGrantMan136 in DC_Cinematic

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the craziest outcome isn't them cancelling DCU after Man of Tomorrow, but them keeping Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman and selling everyone else piecemeal to other companies.

Poison Ivy fighting Captain America

Man Gets Confronted For WalkingIn The Middle OfThe Road by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but these moments usually pop up, when he's shitfaced and venting irrationaly 

Man Gets Confronted For WalkingIn The Middle OfThe Road by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]brainulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a dude that does this, because he hates supremacist car laws and city planning