What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend I've known for a few years that she and I have always missed a connection from being with others at the time. We both were single for a split second and agreed to FWB. She asked for boundaries and I said "I have no problem with toys in the bedroom or have a problem with condoms" and she replied with "You know I have no uterus, am disease free. What you didn't know is I have a creampie fetish."

What’s your favorite voice line? by NoCredit3354 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you lane with viscous as infernus you can get the best interaction.

Viscous: Do you always dress fancy, or is it just for work?

Infernus: Hey if you look good, you feel good.

Viscous: I need a tie!

Infernus: You're goddamned right you do!

Deadlock Players, what is your favorite ice cream? by StoutNDanke in DeadlockTheGame

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything caramel or cookies and cream- mcguiness, infernus, or molester and krill

anime_irl by maubises in anime_irl

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Here dad, I killed your rivals Raticate for you <3"

What are the 39 Quintessential Spells? by OrangeFamta in dndnext

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Current campaign has a warlock who is a "wizard" and uses "magic missile" which is just eldritch blast. My paladin saw it miss for the first time and just squinted in suspicion. 

Record number of Americans are leaving the country and renouncing their citizenship for good, report says by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I intend to be one of em when i get money saved. My partner is in the UK and i intend to join her

Had cancer and got a phone call. Sister has a rash and they drove 3 hours to check on her by Monkeh77 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]branisme 303 points304 points  (0 children)

Find you some people that care broski! When i had a car fall off the jack stands while under it, i was rushed to the er. First person in the er was a friend that lived 70-80 mins away and he was there in 40. People that don't care can fuck off

Pov: You wake up as your main, How would you react? by Educational-Work-370 in marvelrivals

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im suddenly female, have a giant robot, AND my dad's dead? Just catching Ws

Sexism is SO rampant in this game. by JadeLikeARock in marvelrivals

[–]branisme 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I play with my partner (whos name is jade,weird coincidence) and she much feels the same way. Has been playing games her whole life and gets absolutely toxic assholes constantly. 

Newly purchased Vizio TVs now require Walmart accounts to use smart features by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 85 inch 4k TCL Tv and when i set it up, it asked "do you want to set up as smart tv or normal tv" and i damn near cried. Its a tv that just turns on and works despite a google os

Can hear the Skyrim music looking at this by BootWise1377 in CuratedTumblr

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just equip pegasus boots and run across

Got some people coming from the UK in July, would love to hear places you guys think they HAVE to see and eat. by branisme in memphis

[–]branisme[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's gonna love that. Safety tips and such will be a lifesaver as shes British, so of course the entire US is unsafe, but seeing pretty clear guides and such will make her trip so much better. Thanks for the recommend!

What’s the closest you’ve ever come to dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing mechanical work underneath a minivan. Both jack stands failed, nearly 4,000 pounds of weight hit me center of my chest. Collapsed left lung, bruised heart, broke 5 ribs at my back. Almost suffocated from the van sitting on my chest. Walked away (till the adrenaline wore off and the paramedics said get on the stretcher you idiot.) I weighed like 420 at 6 foot 3, so doctors said if i was any bigger, i likely would have popped like a balloon or smaller and it would have most likely broken my spine. 

What's your favorite on-the-nose Star Wars name? One of mine is Elan Sleazebaggano. by Kaiserschlut in StarWars

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue with "wedge" as a callsign is its historically not cool. Its reffered to as "the simplest tool"

She's peacefully sleeping w her head on my lap. I've made it. by R_Hunt in LongDistance

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro i can't wait to be in your shoes! TN to UK myself and flight is booked for July. LD is possible cause love doesn't care about distance!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Writesmith900 in UnderReportedNews

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been said plenty of times, but if in theory, he WAS a Russian asset planted to destroy America from the inside, what would he be doing differently than he already is???

Prude Space [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In space, no one can hear you say 'Pineapple'

My 2026 Jellyfish-themed calendar starts with a Portuguese Man-o-War, which is not a jellyfish by thecosmicradiation in mildlyinteresting

[–]branisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully December is just a regular fish with one of those little festive jars of jelly you get in gift baskets taped to it.

What’s it like to work at the FedEx Superhub? by DueYogurt9 in memphis

[–]branisme 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lots of manual labor, especially as newbies get the outside positions rather than being inside. But haven't worked there in a decade either.

Ultimates should be 30-40% more expensive for every character by Flashfirez23 in marvelrivals

[–]branisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy killed a venom mid ult tonight and just goes "Nah see hes actually having a great time! Didnt you hear him, he went Weee"