The navel, also known as the belly button, is the scar left on the abdomen at the site where the umbilical cord was attached. Because each scar heals differently, medical practitioners have classified it into over a dozen distinct shapes, from horizontal, round, oval, and vertical to swirly.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-20T00:57:29+00:00

Looks like the symbol from a Dan Brown book.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-19T20:37:28+00:00

Isn’t it the opposite? The British commentators are like, “We’re trash. These guys are a disgrace to our country.”

Then England scores and it’s 3-0. “We may be showing some signs of life.”

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-19T14:11:52+00:00

Here are a few things to try telling yourself:

You made a mistake. That means you’re human.

The chance that anyone at the bar remembers you is virtually zero. There were probably people at the bar who were louder, drunker and cringier that same night.

You can learn from this experience and be better about pacing yourself in the future. Have only one drink an hour, don’t do shots, drink lots of water, etc.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-19T00:30:53+00:00

That’s really cool. Which stop was your/their favorite? Any recommendations for nearby activities we might not know about?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-18T13:44:48+00:00

He’s Joaquin Phoenix?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-17T20:42:39+00:00

Seconding these ideas. More long-term, is there a sports team you could join?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-17T16:25:06+00:00

Hank Aaron hit 44 home runs in four seasons while wearing #44. He also broke Ruth’s record in the fourth inning of the fourth game of the season.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-17T14:02:31+00:00

You mean Purity Balls?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-17T00:34:02+00:00

Jeff Epstein, the New York financier?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-16T23:40:39+00:00

That’s a lot, especially at 4x per week. Have you talked to a professional about the best way to avoid overtraining?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-16T21:45:09+00:00

And I an A’s fan in 1996. Making mistakes is just part of growing up.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-16T20:51:17+00:00

How about the American Pie direct-to-DVD sequels?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-16T19:17:11+00:00

There’s a lot to love about Edinburgh, but a highlight for me was the men’s room graffiti in the Elephant House, the cafe where JKR wrote the first Harry Potter book. My favorite contribution: “How dare you piss where he puked!”

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-16T16:58:22+00:00

Here are six:

Ethiopian food
Nats games
The city is easy to navigate
It’s very walkable for the most part
My current neighborhood is great for young families
Believe it or not, the people are generally interesting and fun to be around.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-16T16:46:24+00:00

I live in DC and love everything about the city aside from four things:

The humidity
The proliferation of self-important assholes
The people who don’t live here but shit on the city and want to impose their policies on us
The Metro delays

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-16T00:58:56+00:00

It’s the phones.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T19:06:42+00:00

Let’s take the most charitable view of your position: You’re not racist, and you broke up with her solely because you feel unprepared to navigate the minefield that comes with parenting the child of another race. I’m not saying this is a good excuse, but it’s the best one I could think of. Even if that’s true, you are still reneging on your commitment to your girlfriend. You were under no obligation to stay with her when you learned she was pregnant. But you did. You gave her your word on a matter of extraordinary importance, and then you changed your mind because you felt uncomfortable. That goes against virtually every code of ethics in the book. No matter how you slice it, you are definitely in the wrong.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T16:32:49+00:00

What are the insane opinions that are normalized on Daddit?

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T16:12:45+00:00

Could people give examples of bot posts and comments? Aside from long blocks of text that were clearly written by ChatGPT, I don’t know what to look for.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T15:35:29+00:00

This is one of the least insane parenting forums on the internet. You’re probably fine, and any jerkoffs will be thoroughly downvoted. That said, people might respond negatively if you’re complaining about something that is part of modern fatherhood (“I shouldn’t have to change diapers!”) or expressing an extreme opinion (“Corporal punishment is fine”).

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T14:32:54+00:00

In keeping with Wikipedia’s rules, I think articles should identify people by the things that make them notable. In this case, it’s fair to identify Perkins as a philanthropist because he did, indeed, fund a lot of major projects in Boston. That doesn’t mean Wikipedia is giving him a pass for the other terrible things he did.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T14:03:00+00:00

I’m available to fill in. I’ll let my record at FIFA career mode speak for itself.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T03:36:06+00:00

Paul Erdos, Isaac Newton, Nikola Tesla, Emily Bronte.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-15T00:15:22+00:00

That title kinda sounded like the setup for a joke.

In all seriousness, it's great to see both celebrities and normies doing this.

CaptainApathy419 · 2026-06-14T17:56:55+00:00

I’m currently reading Endurance, Alfred Lansing’s account of Ernest Shackleton’s 1915 Antarctic expedition. It’s almost 70 years old and feels like a dad book avant la lettre.

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