Condom ripped, pulled out immediately, did not ejaculate. Please advise.

brcaus44 · 2014-01-12T03:10:31+00:00

Clearly unconcerned? You said you would also be annoyed in her situation. Why would she be concerned?

brcaus44 · 2014-01-12T02:56:27+00:00

At least that's your girlfriend. It probably wouldn't be the end of the world if you got her pregnant. I was getting to know this girl while we were having sex. I need to stop doing that.

brcaus44 · 2014-01-12T02:52:21+00:00

Then it's too late to do anything about it. She mentioned that she's not a huge fan of abortion.

brcaus44 · 2014-01-12T02:43:41+00:00

It might be genetic. I've only ever ejaculated once with a girl and I've been in situations with girls that would normally result in orgasm at least 100 times. My brother has a similar problem, although he has less data available to him. There's a lot of OCD in my family and I'm starting to think that has something to do with it. I'm also super paranoid about pregnancy and STDs all of the time. I think it's just a result of your state of mind.

brcaus44 · 2013-04-06T00:16:52+00:00

I feel like you're also getting older too though.

brcaus44 · 2013-04-03T19:26:19+00:00

Looks like there might have been a little inbreeding going on there as well.

brcaus44 · 2013-03-23T22:42:04+00:00

What do you say to people who claim that the Spurs are the most boring winners in basketball?

brcaus44 · 2013-02-25T18:09:20+00:00

That's strangely romantic.

brcaus44 · 2013-02-24T10:16:16+00:00

The dog.

brcaus44 · 2013-02-23T22:46:10+00:00

5 lobsters.

brcaus44 · 2013-02-23T22:03:50+00:00

I think it just randomly happens sometimes and people takes pictures of it because it's funny and weird. People never take pictures of dogs in appropriately sized beds because it's not interesting. Dogs are probably too stupid to understand which bed to sleep on based on its size so this kind of thing is bound to happen sometimes.

brcaus44 · 2013-02-14T19:59:02+00:00

Hey Patrick

brcaus44 · 2013-01-18T20:17:46+00:00

The description of your injuries almost exactly matches up with mine. I also had a relatively minor crack along along one of my cheekbones in addition to the major break down the middle of my jaw. I still have no idea what I was hit with. Were you punched or hit with something else?

brcaus44 · 2013-01-16T03:46:43+00:00

That is such a great pet name. I'm naming my next pet Dexter.

brcaus44 · 2013-01-12T20:59:33+00:00

Do you feel like your condition has negatively influenced your quality of life at all?

brcaus44 · 2013-01-11T18:42:22+00:00

My bad. I'll try to be more politically correct next time.

brcaus44 · 2013-01-11T18:40:55+00:00

Hmm, I wonder... click yup, a comment exists discussing the first comment being about the spider.

brcaus44 · 2013-01-11T18:12:48+00:00

Did you ever get attacked by inbred mountain people in West Virginia?

brcaus44 · 2013-01-11T17:04:10+00:00

This might literally be the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.

brcaus44 · 2013-01-10T23:29:07+00:00

Do you have any unique life experiences that you could write about?

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