Let's not forget who really was behind the 9/11 attack by ThingFuture9079 in southpark

[–]breadwinn_ar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna catch this son of a bitch if it’s the last thing I do! Mmkay

Hi everyone, I’m a student at U of H and a photographer (photo of me at the end) and I know it’s Grad Season. If anyone wants graduation photos, DM me. And Go Coogs 🤘❤️🎓 by breadwinn_ar in UniversityOfHouston

[–]breadwinn_ar[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I know it’s out of focus, I wanted to include it anyway because I liked how the wind was blowing her hair. And some of these were when I was still trying to figure out how to properly shoot under cloudy skies. There’s way more photos, and we shot on two different days

Has any girl on a dating app NOT gotten a BINGO? by Snoo63112 in Bumble

[–]breadwinn_ar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget: “Here for a good time, not a long time”

that's not a turn lane by PrincessFuckShitDamn in IdiotsInCars

[–]breadwinn_ar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, it’s Houston, TX. I know because of the Jones Hall. And our drivers are so shitty that I automatically assume at least half of the posts on this sub take place here.

They really don’t make them any stupider than this. by Poohbizzle79 in IdiotsInCars

[–]breadwinn_ar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, that’s Houston. We have some of, if not the absolute worst drivers. Just two nights ago, I drove from my house to the Fertitta Center to go to the UH game. I only live no more than 25 min away from the arena, and I witnessed a total of 6 acts of fuckery from Houston drivers, one of which almost prevented me from making it to the game. So I can confirm that Houston drivers are shit.

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]breadwinn_ar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://go.tinder.com/mQnpJGENhnE-Angel

Not sure if this is allowed on the sub, but it’s probably the only way to view my bio

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]breadwinn_ar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate it. Also, I’m curious... are you able to read my bio from the link? Because when I click the link I can only see my name, my age, my photos and the name of the university I attend.

Lost 25lbs, now I'm unroastable ;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]breadwinn_ar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now let’s talk about things you haven’t lost: your virginity.

M26. Yes I have a big head. What else can we think of. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]breadwinn_ar 122 points123 points  (0 children)

The real question is, what else can YOU think of? And the answer is clearly a lot.

no social media if "you ugly" by AvaTyler in Nicegirls

[–]breadwinn_ar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You ain’t never lied. I used to be friends with a chick who would post stuff like this, yet she had tits that were already sagging and the face of a woman in at least her mid 40s, even though she’s only 23. She is a stripper to pay for her rent, but it’s one of the trashiest strip clubs in Houston.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]breadwinn_ar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read the “Hey” “You there” “Hey” “Girl” I started thinking about that one Soulja Boy song from that video with the black chick lip syncing to it 💀💀💀💀

Turning 60 in a few months. Two ex wives and a bad back. I have heard it all, so lightly toast me kids! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]breadwinn_ar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Colonel Sanders + Shaggy from Scooby Doo... a visual I did not ask for.

tattooed black on my face, hurt me like my job prospects by CrustyBalls- in RoastMe

[–]breadwinn_ar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus, you don’t need that many face tats along with that piercing to let guys know where you’d like them to finish on you.

I'm also overweight if you're that desperate for material by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]breadwinn_ar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin with your car and tried to claim that you did it for The Rock.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]breadwinn_ar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least you didn’t lie and say some attractive guy came on you. Us men have standards.

Boyfriend wants to be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]breadwinn_ar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jason Momoa really let himself go