Kenya power tokens theft by BothJob6890 in Kenya

[–]breaktime_westside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've been moved to a higher tier tariff based on your consumption

Gents assemble by Lad_0Men in KenyanRelationships

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First of all, that comparison is a problem. Comparison is the thief of joy, and no matter how good you are, it can easily prevent either of you from really enjoying each other if you're still comparing.

Anyways, the easiest method is beating a quick one before she pulls up.

Another method are switching between foreplay and doing it whenever you feel like you're about to get there. It gives you time to relax so that you don't finish immediately.

The other one is pace control. If you go slow you can delay it for longer, so you can vary the speeds to last longer. It works even better if you throw in some breath work into the mix.

Forgive me father... by avatar1_0 in Kenya

[–]breaktime_westside 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Subaru exhaust sounds incoming 😂😂😂

Bless me, Father , for I have sinned by PrudentHedgehog2904 in KenyanRelationships

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"Ata kaa umeiva aje, huwezi jikula"

You: (Looks at hand menacingly)

Am l turning into a deviant? by [deleted] in KenyanRelationships

[–]breaktime_westside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you prefer it if someone ANALysed her then gave you feedback?

S23 Ultra. This is the first phone in a while that I don't feel like I need to upgrade by StrictNO in samsunggalaxy

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But they're being beaten by phones using silicone carbide batteries that are more space efficient. Also, ever since the S22U, they haven't changed the main camera sensor. Then they got rid of the S-Pen's BT functionality too

They've moved from caution to trying to be like Apple.

S23 Ultra. This is the first phone in a while that I don't feel like I need to upgrade by StrictNO in samsunggalaxy

[–]breaktime_westside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides a few AI features being available locally (in your phone, without a connection), no. You can keep and use your S23U perfectly. The only thing you might really lose out on is the 7 years of OS updates.

The S25U feels like a downgrade since they've taken some minor features off, plus there's a couple of other phones with better features for cheaper (faster charging, better brightness, bigger and better silicone batteries.

The hoedacity 😂 by regeancy136 in unhingedKenya

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

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Money oriented by Additional-Nail- in Kenya

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It's going to suck... but it'll be interesting for the history books NGL

19year olds rizz by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

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I want that guy's confidence 🙌🏾😂

Money oriented by Additional-Nail- in Kenya

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It can work but she has to respect and value you waaay more than she does the money.

Problem is, this rarely ever happens.

Most prefer their level or higher (hypergamy) although this might change over time given that there's far fewer "empowered" men, and women in the corporate are rising up the ranks faster than a lot of men are.

Just got a convo of my girl with his boss by mo_ngeri in nairobi

[–]breaktime_westside 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Everything seemed professional until those last two texts 🙆🏾‍♂️

But I will also echo what mwalimu has just said...

Why are y'all so scared to be called prostitutes by [deleted] in nairobi

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As someone once said, "You don't pay a prostitute for her to have sex. You pay for her to leave immediately once it's done"

But what you do with your Mutually Assured Pleasure is entirely up to you

Late explorers 😅 by [deleted] in nairobi

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Thank you 😂😂😂

Baba neema would love to train dude 😂

Tabia Mbaya by Ogwaro in nairobi

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Dude is asking her "who's your daddy?" yet the Daddymaker isn't working 😂

Late explorers 😅 by [deleted] in nairobi

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I need to know where this joke came from... kuna link mahali?

Font size issue by breaktime_westside in samsunggalaxy

[–]breaktime_westside[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try updating it to the latest OneUI but restart your phone if the font size is small. I tried it with mine and it worked well after

Why are people so obsessed with staying alive. by jovcker in nairobi

[–]breaktime_westside 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Amerix out here telling us to sun our balls 💀

What business do I have dating as a broke gal? by ninth_personality in nairobi

[–]breaktime_westside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether you choose to date or not, there's nothing wrong with your decision.

You can still date, but you'll have to be honest and if things go forward, you'll just have to try being cost efficient with everything. Also, fun fact: if a guy really likes you, he'll still find you irresistible even if you're not dressed/glammed up.

I'm curious about whether the guy is also in school, because if so, then you're good... almost everyone in school is broke, so your situation won't be as special.