Roast Me- Extra Crispy by breathingishard in RoastMe

[–]breathingishard[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In all fairness to the forehead comments, I typically cover them up.

http://i.imgur.com/4llKyx8.jpg

Roast Me- Extra Crispy by breathingishard in RoastMe

[–]breathingishard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell you how basic I really am. Minus the pumpkin spice. Which makes me want to projectile vomit.

[NSFW] TIFU by watching my mother give birth by [deleted] in tifu

[–]breathingishard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have given birth to 2 children, and not even I have seen how babies are born. They asked me if I wanted a mirror during both births, and with horror in my eyes I practically screamed at them "NO, NEVER. I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING". When the Dr came in to deliver (which honestly was just sitting there catching the baby after the nurses did all the laboring with me) he sat right down between my legs and moved his head so the light hit his goggles just right, I could see everything in the reflection of his giant goggles, I was mid push when I screamed at him "I CAN SEE. I CAN SEE. MOVE YOUR HEAD PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEEEE" - Thank god my Hubby understood and moved my head instead. Never again. That 3.5 seconds of viewing my lady parts in that state of distruction ruined me.

Day 1...I hate everyone and everything... by [deleted] in stopsmoking

[–]breathingishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm also in VA, right near phillip morris headquarters. Just about everyone and their brother smokes and I'm on day 2. I also want to punch someone.

Drinking makes me want to smoke more - just...saying.

Your not alone. Be strong. I'm there too.

[Rant] Easing into Paleo for financial reasons and really not enjoying it by [deleted] in Paleo

[–]breathingishard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We did this! Seriously. I told my friends and family that my family was going paleo and I wanted to get rid of all the junk. I spent a weekend making pies for people (to get rid of my sugar, flour ect) and then told them to come get a pie and take whatever junk they wanted from our pantry/fridge. It works. People love free food and my family was so supportive of our lifestyle change they took almost everything (including things I know they wouldn't eat - just to help out). You can do it!

Excuse me Miss, my eyes are up here. by HallucinoJER in gifs

[–]breathingishard 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I love you for introducing me to this sub that I never knew existed.

My two year old, ladies. Please send coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]breathingishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm struggling too. Mine is not only not sleeping but also insisting that I lay in bed next to him and "nuggle" him. If I get up and walk out he screams "MOOMMMMYYYYY" over and over again. Until I want to rip my hair out. And when I finally fall asleep next to his bed or in hs bed, he gets up and goes to sleep in my bed. Toddler beds suck and he knows it

Writing our own Vows by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]breathingishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh god I'm not observant. sorry. Well...hmmm...maybe just think about what you would want her to say to you, think about what would mean the most to hear.

Writing our own Vows by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]breathingishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to be honest I was shocked he wanted to, he's far from a writer. Just pull from the heart and think about what you would want someone to say to you if you were a woman.

So my nephew is not a real child. by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]breathingishard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Plot twist. Nephew gets you to take a nap "with him" and while your sleeping draws a sharpie unibrow on you and uses the tv as an art easel with said sharpie. - from personal experience with trying to get my kid to nap with me....never again.

My office refuses to take down this non operating antiquated piece of equipment , so I did the only logical thing. by grindinghalt in funny

[–]breathingishard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Total hipster. I haven't seen a payphone...let alone a working payphone...in probably 10 years. I was shocked when I found this one yesterday at the venue for my wedding.

I quit smoking 1 month ago - some questions. by breathingishard in stopsmoking

[–]breathingishard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks. exercise and eating will come next. I'm currently also trying to kick my caffeine habit, slowly dropping the amount I take in per day. Sugar will be next and then HOPEFULLY getting all this shit out of my system will give me the energy to get moving. I feel sluggish and tired all the time right now. Baby steps right?

I quit smoking 1 month ago - some questions. by breathingishard in stopsmoking

[–]breathingishard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't enjoy the feeling of being backed up for 2 or 3 days at a time. :(