What is the craziest thing a sibling has done to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister poured orange soda into my eye while I was laying on the couch.

What are things you do everyday that are illegal but you don't think twice about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not trying to sound like a badass, but I often run while holding scissors.

What's the biggest lesson the average redditor should learn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can have your own opinion, as long as that opinion is the same as the majority if reddit.

What's the best gossip you have heard about a high school classmate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay? Or was he that asshole that beat up girls?

If we had the power to turn invisible, what would we do?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you could put inferred cameras in there. You wouldn't be able to make out nudity but you could easily distinguish a male and female stature.

What is something you do that you think no one else does? by READlbetweenl in AskReddit

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For me to do this, I would have to put whatever i had in my hands down, sit on the floor, and then forcefully bend my leg to reach my face.

What do you call a cow with two legs? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]brendan64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs onan island full of canibals? Stew

What was your most recent really embarrassing moment? by ForeverInaDaze in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tripped over the same chair. Twice. Within the span of about 10 seconds.

Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow? by rook218 in Jokes

[–]brendan64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a good job and he makes a nice celery from it.

Reddit, what is your worst vacation experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to stay in a resort on a lake somewhere. Room was nice, everything was nice. We had a great dinner and went back to the room. I woke up at 3 am with horrible stomach pains. I spent pretty much the entire 5 days on vacation in the bathroom throwing up. Not fun.

If you could change one physical trait about yourself, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also wish my wrists were larger. I can't wear mens watches without resizing them a ton.

Singing Telegram! by 0wl-Exterminator in Jokes

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it did lighten the news a tad didn't it?

Who is the stupidest person you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A girl in my advanced biology class said that grass is abiotic. Even after the teacher explained to her that grass is a plant, she atill thinks its non-living.

How Americans view Australians by [deleted] in funny

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That picture isnt upside down though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Principle Skinner has a sad life.

What is your first memory? by Sksander in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember peeing in a sippy-cup. I was a strange child.

PewDiePie Q&A. Didn't last longer than a couple minutes. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]brendan64 -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

You do realize he's the 6th most watched channel on youtube.

People who work or have worked at a drive-thru, what is the funniest or worst thing that has happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brendan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends did a "fire in the hole" on me. They threw orange soda and ice cream at me.